1 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,330 Hey, what's going on? 2 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,500 Stars. 3 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,601 Stars. 4 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:34,768 See? Stars. 5 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,437 Now beat it. Next one. 6 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,275 Strike three! You're out! 7 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:46,214 Time for George Lester Enterprises. There you are. 8 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:57,258 George Lester, what are you doing here? 9 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:48,609 * Don't raise the bridge, Lower the river * 10 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:53,514 * Your sweet expressions And your funny little ways * 11 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:57,651 * Have made me understand The meaning of the phrase * 12 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:06,360 * Don't raise the bridge, Lower the river * 13 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:10,998 * It means instead of rushing fences like a fool * 14 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:18,806 * We'd do much better If we only played it cool * 15 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:27,548 * We could be sniffing the air Down in Rome * 16 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:36,023 * Hearing the bells ring out Under St. Peter's dome * 17 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:43,997 * Why do I try pointing the way to a star * 18 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:53,974 * When we get nearly as far Staying at home? * 19 00:02:53,974 --> 00:03:02,716 * Don't raise the bridge Lower the river * 20 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:08,055 * Why write a book when Just a word or two will do? * 21 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,690 * Don't raise the bridge * 22 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,893 * 'Cause there's A river coming through * 23 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:18,932 * We could be tanning our hides down in Spain * 24 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:28,742 * Why do we sit right here, Driving ourselves insane * 25 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:36,149 * Why do I try Flying you up to the sun * 26 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:46,960 * When we have twice as much fun out in the rain? ** 27 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,844 Not now, not now. 28 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:46,854 George! I want to go back to London, where it's warm. 29 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,389 Ooh! 30 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,757 But Pamela, 31 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,559 the whale blubber's very big this season. 32 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,661 Here, you lift your head out. 33 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,464 You should have worn a muffler. 34 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,065 There. This will keep you-- 35 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,233 Just relax. That's right. 36 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,369 This will keep you warm. 37 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,904 Mush! Here we go. 38 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,606 Good dogs. Mush! 39 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,907 Little rascal. That's it. 40 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,743 We'll be going in a second, sweetheart. 41 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,813 All right, dogs, mush! That's it! 42 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,688 Stop! 43 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,323 George! 44 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,493 Yes, Pamela? 45 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,495 I want to go back to London, 46 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:28,829 where it's dry. 47 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,763 But sweetheart, 48 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,433 it's elephant burial grounds. 49 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,968 Everyone's wearing tusks this season. 50 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,270 All right, ha! Ha! 51 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,572 Move on! 52 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,974 Thank you. 53 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,843 Thank you very much. 54 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,077 We appreciate it. 55 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,679 Thank you. 56 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:49,116 To three years of happiness, my love, 57 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,551 and if I may, 58 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,186 I would like to propose a toast to you. 59 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,422 George, 60 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,323 when are we going back to London? 61 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,559 Ignore it. 62 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,593 Just to tell them no calls. 63 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,828 That's all, darling. 64 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,596 I'm just going to tell them, no calls-- 65 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,598 listen, you'll see-- and then we'll be alone. 66 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,366 Hello, this is Mister Lester. 67 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,168 Will you hold all my calls? 68 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:11,505 Oh, he's on his way up now. All right, thank you. 69 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,740 Oh, George, 70 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,307 not on our anniversary... 71 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,943 He's been trying to see me for months. 72 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,511 It'll take a couple of minutes, really. 73 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,846 I'll get rid of him, you'll hear. 74 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,581 There'll be a knock-- 75 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,716 As quick as he came up, that's how quick I'll get rid of him. 76 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,251 Just give me a couple of seconds. 77 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,352 Mr. Kali, come right in. 78 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,854 Is your headache any better? 79 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,522 Nice to see you. Mr. Homer told us about you. 80 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,123 Won't you come in? 81 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,925 Sit right down. This is my wife. 82 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:32,760 Mr. Kali. 83 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,894 I'll get it. 84 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,763 Have some champagne. Take mine. 85 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:36,530 Hello? 86 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,965 Oh, Mr. Sabbatini... 87 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,633 What did you say? 88 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,035 Mr. Homer's check bounced? That's impossible. 89 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,804 I was looking over the contracts for the feather shipment 90 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,606 and there's a couple of clauses I'm not happy about. 91 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,407 Oh, yes, it's just marvelous, 92 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,576 and I guarantee you, 93 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,578 as soon as the fall-out level drops, 94 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:51,779 this property will zoom. 95 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,547 George! 96 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,015 That does it! 97 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,317 Pamela, it's transistorized! It's the newest in-- 98 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,586 I've had enough! 99 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,287 Pam, hold on! 100 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,355 Pam! Will you-- 101 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,858 Pamela! 102 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,263 Not now with the zebra! Not now! 103 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,766 Take out these chickens! Here, out! 104 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,203 Pamela! Will you get-- 105 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,441 Could you prevail on Mr. Lester to get on with it? 106 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,910 Mrs. Lester would like to leave. 107 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,111 Mr. Lester, 108 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,613 is there something about the divorce proceedings 109 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,715 you don't understand? 110 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,518 The divorce, I understand. 111 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,620 The proceedings, I understand. 112 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:35,489 It's what I've done that I don't understand. 113 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,725 Mrs. Lester, Mr. Lester says 114 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,493 that he understands the divorce proceedings. 115 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:40,928 It's what he's done that he doesn't understand. 116 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,030 Mrs. Lester heard what Mr. Lester said, 117 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,866 and could you tell Mr. Lester that Mrs. Lester says, 118 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,735 "Can we please get on with it?" 119 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,837 A man meets a woman, 120 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,840 they fall in love, they marry. 121 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,576 The man works to give the woman 122 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,645 the best things in life, 123 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:01,481 and one day the woman says to the man, "I'm leaving." 124 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,450 Just like that. 125 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,485 A man could faint from this. 126 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,020 Tell Mr. Lester not to faint. 127 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,190 Tell Mr. Lester it really isn't so complicated. 128 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,793 Tell Mr. Lester if he would once-- just once-- 129 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,494 put himself in Mrs. Lester's position, 130 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,597 being dragged all over the world-- 131 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,432 To think it would come to this. 132 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,400 Ugly. Ugly. 133 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,869 Being ignored, 134 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,737 neglected while he wastes time 135 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,606 on wild, improbable schemes. 136 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,776 It's the same old story. 137 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:31,879 Nobody loves a loser. 138 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,081 Ugly. Ugly. 139 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,617 Tell Mr. Lester that a wife is entitled 140 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,786 to a certain amount of permanence. 141 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:41,221 Mr. Lester, Mrs. Lester-- 142 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,099 Tell Mrs. Lester 143 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:55,535 that Mr. Lester is fully aware of his bad behavior, 144 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,705 and does Mrs. Lester know that Mr. Lester 145 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,472 has lain awake every night 146 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,041 since she's walked out on him? 147 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,543 Tell her that. 148 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:07,581 Mrs. Lester, Mr. Lester said-- 149 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,082 What did you say? 150 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:13,120 Oh, tell Mr. Lester to stop this nonsense. 151 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,454 You're a married man. 152 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,589 Yes. 153 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,090 Look, 154 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:21,461 a man finds an insight into his true character, 155 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:25,999 and this lady calls that "nonsense." 156 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:31,972 Mr. Hartford, what do they want? 157 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:39,947 Mrs. Lester? Uh, Mr. Lester 158 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,982 would like you to know that he knows 159 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,151 how miserable he's made your life, 160 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,954 and he also knows you're very unworthy-- 161 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,756 he's very unworthy of you. 162 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,223 It's too late, George. 163 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,291 I knew when I said-- 164 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,893 Yeah. 165 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,527 Just one more thing, Mr. Lester. 166 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,630 The key to Mrs. Lester's house, please. 167 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,265 Oh, yes. 168 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,169 Here you are. 169 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,270 Thank you. 170 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,307 You, uh, might as well take the rabbit's foot. 171 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,477 It's going to be a sticky business, I'm afraid. 172 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,079 Shall we go up to London? 173 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,146 Please. 174 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,582 You go off on that trip, my dear. 175 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,950 Stay away for awhile. 176 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,618 Divorce matters take quite a time. 177 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,321 Thank you, Mr. Lester, for your cooperation. 178 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,723 Can I give you a lift? 179 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,793 No, thank you, Mr. Hartford, very much, 180 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,795 but it's at times like these 181 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,698 when a man must be alone with his thoughts. 182 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,266 Thank you anyway. 183 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:38,171 I'll just take a walk in the moors. 184 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,775 I don't know what they want from us. 185 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,343 That's what I always say to myself. 186 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,644 "What do they want from us?" 187 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,814 What do women want from men? 188 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,249 You knock your brains out to make a living, 189 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,283 you stay up all night 190 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,953 trying to figure new ways to make money, 191 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,654 and what do you get in return? 192 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,589 Pow, right in the kisser. 193 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,758 George, you're out. 194 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,126 It's this fluoride 195 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,794 they're dumping in our drinking water. 196 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,262 I'm telling you, 197 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,564 a man is going to have to take a position somewhere, 198 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,067 sometime, soon. 199 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,973 Well, I want to thank you anyhow for your advice. 200 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,744 You make a lot of sense. 201 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,343 Pamela! 202 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:55,448 Pam! 203 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,317 She's not here. 204 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:01,721 Well, she's not here. 205 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,057 She wants permanence. 206 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:10,798 She wants permanence. 207 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,733 I'll give her-- 208 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,169 I'll give her permanence. 209 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,604 I-- 210 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,473 I know a number... 211 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,811 by heart... 212 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,748 Hello, Mr. Clive? 213 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,518 Oh, hello. George Lester here. 214 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,953 I say, Mr. Clive, 215 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,055 will you be in your office in the bank tomorrow? 216 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,290 Oh, nothing very important, 217 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,593 just a small matter of finance, that's all. 218 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:45,598 I've been seriously considering redecorating our home, 219 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,567 inside and out. 220 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,304 Well, now. 221 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,738 Ding how! 222 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,074 And nice to see you again. 223 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,808 Welcome to my humble hot spot, Doc. 224 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,210 You know, that filling that you, uh-- 225 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,679 Chaucer is the name, Geoffrey Chaucer. 226 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,081 Oh, yes, how stupid of me. 227 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,282 I'm sorry about that. 228 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,017 We have your table for you, Geoffrey, baby. 229 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,418 You too, Mrs. Chaucer. 230 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,153 You are a devil. 231 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,654 Ah, yes, I certainly am. 232 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,691 Bruce, you have the table for Mr. and Mrs. Chaucer, huh? 233 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,326 See that they get the best. 234 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,961 Go right in and enjoy yourselves. 235 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,763 I'll send the bill to your office, Mr. C. 236 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:51,999 Yes. 237 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,800 Everything going all right? 238 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,002 Great. 239 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,037 Wonderful, precious child. 240 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,444 May I have your attention, please? 241 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,545 Would Mrs.-- 242 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,880 I said to her, I said, 243 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,515 "Mrs. Kalbfus, sign here," I said, 244 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,018 "and your late husband's new electronic drill 245 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,185 "will cease to be a blueprint 246 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,753 but will become a reality," 247 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,023 and she signed, Pamela. She signed. 248 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,357 Yes, with these blueprints here, 249 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,127 I'm going to revolutionize the oil game, 250 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,796 but let us not talk business, my turtle. 251 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,698 When will you give me your answer? 252 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,100 When will you sign? 253 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,036 Oh, Dudley, please don't rush me. 254 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,237 I'm still married, you know. 255 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,604 One hour in a divorce court, 256 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,373 and we can soon see to that, 257 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,042 eh, my turtle dove? 258 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,776 Ah, Walter, over here. 259 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,911 My man, Walter. 260 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,079 Good trip, Mr. Heath? 261 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,713 First class, Walter, first class. 262 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,882 Would you take Mrs. Lester's bag, please, Walter? 263 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,251 We're dropping her off. 264 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,818 Yes, sir. 265 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,020 Thank you, Walter. 266 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,522 Oh, I can't wait to get back to my own home 267 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,357 and settle down. 268 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,266 Anything you want? Don't hesitate to ask. 269 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,068 Good evening, hope you're enjoying your dinner. 270 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,036 Isn't he beautiful? 271 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,072 Is everything all right here? 272 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,839 Oh, Captain, my captain, 273 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:10,243 bring me a magnum of your finest grape. 274 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,813 Georgie, baby. 275 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,882 Willy, you ruined my marriage. 276 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,550 Violence, violence in the dining room. 277 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,718 Awfully bad for business. 278 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,021 Besides, you can search 279 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,689 the four corners of the globe 280 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,991 without ever finding anybody 281 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,493 more dedicated to you than H. William Homer. 282 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,029 I did search the four corners of the earth, 283 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,598 for the bad check for a trainload of chutney. 284 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,733 Where did you disappear to, Twinkle Toes? 285 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,767 Why, I'm so sorry. 286 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,935 Say hello to Fern Averback. 287 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,037 Hello. 288 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,171 Where's my money? 289 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,973 Don't let's reminisce. 290 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,109 I say, what a lovely location here. 291 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,510 What's it a front for? 292 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,578 I'm in business now. 293 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,780 And what are you stealing, and from whom? 294 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,217 Tsk-tsk-tsk. Indelicately put. 295 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,152 Well, then I'll put it delicately. 296 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,786 When do I get my money? 297 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,889 Soon, soon. I have new interests. 298 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,358 I have fingers in many pies. 299 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,194 I'm expanding, and my organization has room 300 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,929 for a talented young man. 301 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,165 Forget it. 302 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,034 But I haven't even discussed terms yet. 303 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,403 Terms? I'm still oozing chutney. 304 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,108 Are you, uh, are you quite sure 305 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,909 that you won't stay at my place? 306 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,179 Just a skeleton staff, you know, 307 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,248 but we can make do. 308 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,750 Uh, no, but thank you, Dudley. 309 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,085 I've been away so long, 310 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,619 tonight I'd prefer to stay at my own house. 311 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,720 Of course, 312 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,023 but you will be sure to let me know at once 313 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,825 if there's anything I can do, sweet nymph. 314 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,194 I'd hate to think of you 315 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:38,298 rattling about in that big, empty house. 316 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:44,437 George, I hate to see a man of your talents slopping soy sauce. 317 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,773 It hurts, in here, old boy. 318 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,007 Yes, I'm sure it does, Willy. 319 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,242 Well, we are naming this dish 320 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,343 in your honor, you know. 321 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,779 It's called "Tong Chow Loo." 322 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,514 Ha 323 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,582 Fink soup. 324 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,050 Look, George, 325 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,751 if you ever feel like rejoining the major league, 326 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,087 this is where you can get me. 327 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,454 Under what name? 328 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,889 Look, Willy, let me tell you something. 329 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,624 When the bill comes, don't sign it. 330 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,858 Cash, please. 331 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,094 I would hate to see you 332 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,028 and the lovely lady having to wash dishes. 333 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,697 I'll wash if you'll dry. 334 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,565 That's marvelous. 335 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,135 He is beautiful. 336 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,071 Pardon, mum, but is this the place? 337 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,772 Oh, no, that's not my house. 338 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,241 That's a hideous looking place, 339 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,776 and Lord knows who thought of putting it out here-- 340 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,678 Stop! Did I draw blood? 341 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,879 That's my house! 342 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,381 Of course it's your house, darling. 343 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,749 I've been waiting for you. 344 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,917 My house? 345 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,685 This is my house? 346 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,187 It's a chop suey parlor! 347 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,755 How did you get back in here? 348 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,591 How are you, darling? You know, you were right. 349 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,427 It was right here, right before my very eyes. 350 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,129 "Diamonds in your own back yard." 351 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,497 Why don't you sit down, honey? It's your house. 352 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,166 Why don't you sit down and make yourself comfortable? 353 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,600 I don't want to sit down, I want-- 354 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,169 Pamela, you look absolutely marvelous. 355 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,970 I didn't even invite you to have a drink. 356 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,239 A brandy... 357 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,506 I don't want a brandy. I want my house back. 358 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,008 But you've got-- That coat, Pam... 359 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,910 Of all the coats I've ever seen, that's the greatest-- 360 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,147 George, by what right 361 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,182 do you think you can do this to my family home? 362 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,650 Every right. 363 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,051 Ooh! 364 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,353 Permanence, remember? 365 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,688 You're the one. Permanence. 366 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,657 Aren't you the one that said I was thoughtless? 367 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,458 That I was a bum? 368 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,592 You did, and you were right, 369 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,461 but you're looking at a new George. 370 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,597 A respected Chinese discothequer. 371 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,568 CHINESE ACCENT: Old leopard fool mate. 372 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,835 Change spots. 373 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:27,774 Welcome honorable mate. 374 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,043 Where did you get the money, old leopard? 375 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,812 The money? 376 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,381 Well, everyone has been awfully cooperative, 377 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,249 and we can get a loan at the bank. 378 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,384 You'll have to sign some papers, 379 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,585 but you don't have to do it now. 380 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,687 You expect to mortgage my house? 381 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,756 Wine rice-- Rice wine will be very good for you, 382 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,957 because after a trip, I'm sure you're thirsty, 383 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,992 so a little wine-- 384 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,026 I am not thirsty. 385 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,461 I'm furious. 386 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,398 I want my house back the way it was. 387 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,499 You've got your house, darling. 388 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,633 It's ours. We're partners. 389 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,302 I held a table for you opening night, 390 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,703 and every night from this point on, 391 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,605 you can sit there and listen to the ecstatic music 392 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,440 of the stereophonic cash registers-- 393 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,674 one pound, two tuppence, three eightpence. 394 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,377 George! How much do these bills come to? 395 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:08,181 Uh... nothing big, darling. 396 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,049 Uh, 25,000 pounds. 397 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,318 George Lester! 398 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:15,087 They let you spend 25,000 pounds 399 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,589 without my signature? 400 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,226 Did I tell you about the chef I imported from Hong Kong? 401 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,728 He makes a moo goo gai pan you wouldn't believe. 402 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,029 You lick your fingers. 403 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,697 Men go faint from it, people die. 404 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,434 It's just fantastic, and business has been marvelous. 405 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,469 Everything is superb, and I owe it all to you. 406 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,639 A toast to George The Permanent. 407 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:33,440 Ugh. 408 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,907 We don't communicate. 409 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,044 We never have communicated. 410 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,379 I've always listened to everything-- 411 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,513 I leave you, I go away, 412 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,948 he destroys my house, 413 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,583 and then he blames it onto me. 414 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,454 That's the greatest tan I've ever seen. 415 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,522 That's fantastic. Are you all-- 416 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,958 is it all over that way? I mean, everywhere-- 417 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,193 It's the same shade as prison pallor, actually. 418 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,596 I don't follow you, dear. 419 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,731 That pale yellow you're going to be 420 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,634 after 50 years in Wormwood Scrubs. 421 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,603 Oh, Wormwood Scrubs, that's a prison. 422 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,005 You don't visit there. When you go, it's over, you stay. 423 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,407 That's right, you stay, 424 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,676 because that's where your creditors will put you 425 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,144 after I refuse to sign the mortgage. 426 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,213 Oh! 427 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:18,551 Pamela, I was only trying to prove 428 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,421 that I was not the man that you walked out on. 429 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:26,259 I mean, you can't-- you can't really condemn a man 430 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,496 for using a little ingenuity. 431 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,298 I wanted you back, and you were worth it. 432 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,132 I'm going to ring my solicitor. 433 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,468 No, I'll call Scotland Yard. 434 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,803 No, wait a minute, you're American. 435 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,971 You're an international menace. 436 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,140 I'll ring Interpol. 437 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,875 Pamela... 438 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,110 Put the phone down. 439 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,578 You can do that in the morning. 440 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,847 And what do you think you're up to now? 441 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,681 Nothing, my love. 442 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,884 Just sit right down, won't you? 443 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:56,255 CHINESE ACCENT: Husband would like to have friendly chat 444 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,158 with long-lost wife. 445 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,893 This isn't going to keep you 446 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,863 out of Wormwood Scrubs, Doctor Fu Manchu. 447 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,932 It won't work. 448 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,938 It's a very cold prison. 449 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,939 Damp. 450 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,541 Damp... 451 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,110 And the cells are very small. 452 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,346 Dank. 453 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,280 Dank... 454 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,988 And by the time you come out, you'll have a very long beard. 455 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,357 White. 456 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,835 No. 457 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,037 It's locked. 458 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,773 Go ahead. 459 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,140 Pamela! 460 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,241 Are you in there? 461 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,377 Yes, Dudley. 462 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,579 And I'm coming right out. 463 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,980 Are you all right, my dear? 464 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,314 What was he up to? 465 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,949 Oh, nothing very new. 466 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,719 What have you done to this woman's private property? 467 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,823 None of your business, and might I ask, who are you? 468 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,593 He's a friend of mine. Dudley Heath. 469 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,260 He doesn't look like anybody's friend to me. 470 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,295 George, watch it. 471 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,497 Well, that was rude, 472 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,464 and very ill-mannered. 473 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,865 I'm terribly sorry. 474 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,734 I apologize, but I can be just as civilized as you. 475 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,135 I would like to invite you 476 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,336 to be my guests this evening 477 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,405 for a midnight Mandarin dinner. 478 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,872 Let me check that for you. 479 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:20,973 Hands off. 480 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,475 What is it, hot? 481 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,076 They're Dudley's blueprints. 482 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,378 Oh, he's an architect. 483 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,914 They're for a high-speed electronic drill. 484 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,048 Oh, he's a dentist. 485 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,083 I'm in oil. 486 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,854 Well, we don't need any. 487 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,489 The girls downstairs throw off enough heat. 488 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,691 The man's a raving idiot. Come along, my dear. 489 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,695 You obviously can't spend the night here in this... opium den. 490 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,163 Hold it. Hold it one second! 491 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,098 May I remind you, sir-- 492 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,567 that this lady, Mrs. Lester, 493 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,302 still happens to be married to this man, Mr. Lester. 494 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:51,971 Only in the eyes of the law. 495 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,807 Dudley, would you drive me to a hotel? 496 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,476 Pamela, 497 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,377 will you listen here for a minute, please? 498 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,812 Why don't you stay here the night? 499 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,981 Use the main suite, all the comforts of home. 500 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,149 Main size double bed-- 501 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,316 How dare you? 502 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,718 I'm the raving idiot, remember? 503 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,220 Pamela... Out of the way, if you don't mind. 504 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,321 Pamela, will you listen, please? 505 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:10,557 I didn't mean it with the dentist. 506 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,524 I've been ill... 507 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,825 Her own home, 508 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,461 and look what you've done to it. 509 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,563 Would you like me to call the police, my dear? 510 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,297 Oh, no, that won't be necessary. 511 00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,532 My husband, Mr. Lester, 512 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,901 has agreed to do the right thing by me. 513 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,202 Before the divorce, 514 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,972 he's going to restore my house to its original state. 515 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:26,839 Oh, Pamela! 516 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,307 Put it back the way it was, angel, 517 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:29,842 and pay off all the bills. 518 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,210 25,000 pounds? 519 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,812 Mm-hm, every single one of them. 520 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,914 Mrs. Lester, you're not really serious 521 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,282 about going through with this divorce, 522 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,750 not after everything I've done for you. 523 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,919 After everything you've done to me, 524 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,922 Mr. Lester. 525 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,458 Is anything wrong, Mr. Lester? 526 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,159 You call me "George." 527 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,970 Good morning, Bella Cars at your service-- 528 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:58,971 Oh, hi, Fred. 529 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,573 Oh, it's you. 530 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,108 Well, I'm glad you dropped by, Mr. Lester. 531 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,743 There's a small matter of your account. 532 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,444 Well, if it's small, leave it alone, it'll grow. 533 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,613 Fill it up, Fred, would you? 534 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,380 It's not small. 535 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,349 Fred, you seem to be somewhat hostile. 536 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:13,352 I'm not hostile! I'm depressed. 537 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,221 Depressed? 538 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,489 I see. 539 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:17,990 What have you got to be depressed about, Fred? 540 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:21,360 Do you realize that you are unduly depressed? 541 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,962 You know the people that are depressed? 542 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,797 They are the people that haven't got anything going for them. 543 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,166 Now will you listen to me? Take a look. 544 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,200 Just take a look. 545 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,301 Do you realize that you are 546 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,402 the sole distributor 547 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,138 for a Portuguese sports car? 548 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,607 Portugal's answer to the Volkswagen, you said. 549 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,208 Well, who asked Portugal? 550 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,344 Oh, Fred, that's defeatist talk. 551 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:39,612 I'm surprised at you. 552 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,848 Now how many times do I have to tell you? 553 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,816 The world is divided into two types. 554 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,885 There's the takers, and there's the taken. 555 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,987 Fred, you're going to be a taker. 556 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,422 You've got to say to yourself, "I, Fred Davies, am..." 557 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,625 A taker! Look at all these 558 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:53,960 unsold Bellas you got me to buy. 559 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,995 Well, Fred, you can't stand around sulking. 560 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,498 You've got to go out and beat the drum. 561 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,800 I've got it. 562 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,501 You're still flying to Lisbon every week? 563 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,003 All right, on your next trip, 564 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,005 pick up 12 Portuguese bossa nova records. 565 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:09,341 A freelance steward on an unscheduled airliner 566 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,843 does not do the bossa nova. 567 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,078 Will you let me finish? 568 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,246 You get a jukebox, you put it outside, 569 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,615 you attach a loudspeaker to it. 570 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:16,749 You'll have the customers 571 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,250 dancing to the native rhythm. 572 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,586 What customers? 573 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,692 Sell her. Go on, sell. 574 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:26,926 I've already sold it. 575 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:27,760 Morning, Fred. 576 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,028 Oh, good morning. 577 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,296 I'm having a sort of bother with this engine. 578 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:31,297 Oh. 579 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,566 Oh! Oh! 580 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,702 I think it's the carburetor. 581 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,337 It's that little thing that sticks. 582 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:39,538 Look, would you like a new car? 583 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,774 No! I'd rather 584 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,110 we went dancing tomorrow night. 585 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,244 Oh, no, no, no, 586 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:47,413 I'm, uh, I'm off to Lisbon first thing tomorrow. 587 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:48,781 Oh, bad luck. 588 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,717 The girls and I are going on an overnight hike 589 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,151 to Lower Dorten. 590 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:53,052 Oh, Lower Dorten, 591 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,286 very bad for my leg, Lower Dorten. 592 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,554 I thought it was your sinuses. 593 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,323 Oh, yes, very bad for my sinuses as well. 594 00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,026 Lower Dorten, huh? Charming spot. 595 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:04,530 Oh, Mr. Lester, you're just the man I was looking for. 596 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,565 Have you given any thought just lately 597 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,700 to British Womanhood? 598 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,968 Oh, considerably. 599 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,637 Especially one British Womanhood. 600 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:12,004 No, no, no. 601 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,940 I refer to these future mothers of Britannia, 602 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,008 innocent fledglings who need your help. 603 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,644 These are innocent fledglings? 604 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,311 Who need your help. 605 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:20,713 Oh, I wouldn't dare. 606 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,949 We're going to hold our annual Girl Guide raffle, 607 00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:25,184 and the first prize will be-- 608 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,986 An annual girl guide? 609 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,555 No, something much more useful. 610 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,323 Fred here has been good enough 611 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,591 to donate one of these 612 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,726 marvelous little Portuguese sports cars, 613 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:34,961 the Bella. 614 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,763 And what's the second prize, two Bellas? 615 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,665 Two Bellas? 616 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,432 No, I was just joking. Okay, I'll take a ticket. 617 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:45,004 Oh, no, no, no. We want to sell them in your Hong Kong Gardens. 618 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,206 Please, think of the goodwill, 619 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,308 and everyone in the town will be so delighted. 620 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,509 If they lose. 621 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,211 No, I didn't mean that at all. 622 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,613 Well, never let it be said George Lester wasn't all heart. 623 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,715 It's okay. 624 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:58,617 Oh, I say, jolly good show! 625 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,519 Girls, what do you say? 626 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:04,824 All right, okay... 627 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:09,295 Down, girls. Let's not get carried away. 628 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,763 All right, back! Ha! 629 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:14,667 Two Bellas... second prize. 630 00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:23,676 Oh, I say, awfully good. 631 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:26,078 And that's the way I left it, Mr. Hartford. 632 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:27,613 He'll have to restore my house, 633 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:29,782 and I will on no account sign that mortgage. 634 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:32,118 Oh, certainly I realize he's irresponsible. 635 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:33,786 Who'd know that better than I would? 636 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,154 But I also see no reason 637 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,323 to aggravate myself about it any longer. 638 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:41,160 I mean, I'm a mature woman who, after three years of marriage, 639 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,864 has developed certain self-defensive reflexes. I mean-- 640 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,999 And I love those reflexes. 641 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,434 George, will you get out of my room? 642 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:51,437 I love this hotel, allowing every Tom, Dick, and Harry 643 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:52,805 to barge in here unannounced. 644 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:55,641 Tom, Dick, and Harry? Pamela, I'm George. 645 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,509 Your George. 646 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,745 Look, this is all yours, darling. 647 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:01,147 Last night's receipts. 247 pounds. 648 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:04,183 You wanted permanence? You've got permanence. 649 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,518 George, you dropped money all over my egg. 650 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,987 You're promoting me, George, 651 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,588 just like one of your schemes. 652 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:13,125 I am not promoting you, Pamela, and it's not one of my schemes. 653 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:15,494 I have a steady job. I'm working very hard. 654 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:16,796 I taste won ton soup-- 655 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,164 CHINESE ACCENT: "Won ton soup very good"-- 656 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,932 and I feel egg rolls for quality control-- 657 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,200 CHINESE ACCENT: "Ah, very good quality." 658 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,736 That's what you wanted, isn't it, Pamela? 659 00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:25,938 Well, what does that mean? 660 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,540 You don't need a wife, George. 661 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,675 Pamela, I have never 662 00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:31,243 fooled around with another woman. 663 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:32,311 Oh, I know that. 664 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:33,846 You couldn't find the time for another woman. 665 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,848 All you need is a woman to answer your phone, 666 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:38,117 and they've invented a lady tape recorder for that. 667 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,452 Pamela, we've been married three years-- 668 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:41,988 Let me do that. 669 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:44,590 Three years, and you don't even know me. 670 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:45,758 Three superb years. 671 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:48,027 Hey, what do I take in my tea? 672 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:48,861 Huh? 673 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,329 What do I take in my tea? 674 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,031 Oh, milk. 675 00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,333 Lemon. Hmm, lemon. 676 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,301 How much sugar? 677 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,503 One Three. 678 00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:59,571 Yeah, one and two are three, that's what I said. 679 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,774 Hmph! You see, you don't know me. 680 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,275 What's the difference, Pamela, 681 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,211 if I don't know what you take in your tea? 682 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:08,781 But I do know what you feel like 683 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:12,084 when I put my arms around you, 684 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,354 and I do know what makes you blush, 685 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,990 and I know where that cute little mole is, 686 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:22,261 and I know what your lips taste like. 687 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,632 I never complained about that. 688 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:29,401 Then what is it? 689 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:30,837 That dumb 690 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,071 No, it isn't. 691 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:37,376 I saw it last night in his shifty eyes. 692 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,746 Oh, he's much too old for that. 693 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,514 It's disgusting. 694 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,515 Uh-uh. 695 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,651 Dudley's been very helpful, 696 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,686 very understanding. 697 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,989 Ha! Very helpful and very understanding. 698 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:52,658 Come on, Pamela. 699 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,560 Don't you answer that phone! Hello? 700 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,929 Yes, who's that calling? 701 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:59,598 This is Mrs. Lester. 702 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,300 It's your bank manager, Mr. Clive. 703 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,669 He wants to know if I've signed the mortgage yet. 704 00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:05,771 Oh, uh... I'll call you back. 705 00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:07,940 A little ahead of schedule, wasn't he? 706 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,775 Well, I told you not to answer the phone. 707 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:11,643 Well, your timing is a little bit off. 708 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,245 Too bad! 709 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,681 I'm not going to be cuckolded into signing any mortgage! 710 00:30:15,681 --> 00:30:16,682 Here! 711 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,284 Pamela, you're not leaving. 712 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,319 You take yourself and your permanence out! 713 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,354 Pamela, I'm going to have to leave if this continues. 714 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,623 You are so right, you'll have to leave... 715 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,658 and put my house back the way it was! 716 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,460 Pamela! 717 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,929 You... 718 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:33,365 egg roll feeler! 719 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:34,433 And won ton taster. 720 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,368 Oh! 721 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,572 What do they want? 722 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,023 180,000? 723 00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:32,058 Sure I'll buy them, 724 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,359 as long as I get my percentage. 725 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:34,360 Willy? 726 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,827 33 and a third. 727 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:36,929 Well, make it a 33. 728 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,230 I don't want to be greedy. 729 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:41,000 By the way, 180,000 what? 730 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,468 Hey, Willy, where are you? 731 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:43,869 George! 732 00:31:43,869 --> 00:31:46,405 Baby! 733 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,675 Electric trains, electric typewriters... 734 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:53,379 Willy, what kind of idiotic sneak-thieves are you fencing for? 735 00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:57,349 You are speaking to the new official Purchasing Agent 736 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,185 for the government of Sumeria. 737 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:03,855 Uh, Willy, can we talk? 738 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,458 Dearest, do me a favor... 739 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,995 buzz off... and you. 740 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,497 Hello, angel. 741 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:12,664 George... 742 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,433 Baby! 743 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,467 Welcome home. 744 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,237 Willy, don't be so cocky. I need money. 745 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:20,139 Well, it's a small problem. 746 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:22,908 25,000 pounds in cash. 747 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:24,710 Now you really have a problem. 748 00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:26,012 No, no, Willy, 749 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:28,114 you'd better say, "We have a problem," 750 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,582 because you're going to have to help me. 751 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,018 Am I? 752 00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:33,419 Yeah. 753 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,654 Remember Beirut? 754 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:36,755 Chutney? 755 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:38,624 Check, rubber, yours? 756 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:39,658 Remember? 757 00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:40,926 25,000 pounds... 758 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,262 A most amusing sum. Why so much? 759 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,297 Because I would like to get my wife back, 760 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,567 keep the Hong Kong Gardens, and not go to prison. 761 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:52,104 Well, I understand prison, the Gardens, 762 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:55,441 but you never go into business to get your wife back. 763 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:57,009 Willy, I'm not going into a business 764 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:57,976 to get my wife back. 765 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,145 The truth of the matter 766 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,612 is that my wife is about to remarry. 767 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,314 Now, when the minister says to the congregation, 768 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,649 "Does anyone object to this marriage?" 769 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,285 I know full well they will never hear me object 770 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,554 from inside a prison cell. 771 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:10,722 Right, but remember, 772 00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:14,260 I go into partnership with you under protest. 773 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:17,563 Well, let's examine the terrain. 774 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,065 Let's see now, 775 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:21,633 could you use 100,000 bales of first 776 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,335 Cash. 777 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,738 Well, this telephone number will put you in touch 778 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,675 with one fifth of a small Central American country 779 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,043 that is ripe for revolution. 780 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,010 Cash. 781 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,345 Ah... 782 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,614 Well, here's a Liberian freighter 783 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,749 that's available for sinking in the Indian Ocean, 784 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:40,452 a complete insurance loss. 785 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:41,287 Cash. 786 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,255 Cash, Willy, cash. 787 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:47,726 Excuse me. 788 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,429 Tibetan champagne? 789 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:53,732 Cash. Cash. 790 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,204 I like you. 791 00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,238 What's all this? 792 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,640 Sumerian Purchasing Commission? 793 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,774 This is the place. 794 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,676 Bring it in. Carefully. 795 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:07,413 Steady, chaps, this isn't the Grand Prix. 796 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,748 Put it over there. That's the idea. 797 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,083 That'll do fine, fine, fine. 798 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,251 Thank you very much indeed. 799 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:16,455 I shan't forget you. Oh, excuse me. 800 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,857 By jove, how lucky. Superballs! 801 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,326 One for you, and one for you. 802 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,027 Well, it might have been hair nets... 803 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:24,296 Goodbye. Thank you so much. 804 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,731 Well, what's this? 805 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,599 "One Excalibur Dental Chair, 806 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,568 Plus Fittings." 807 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,704 All this for the rotten teeth of Sumeria. 808 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:33,905 You know, a drill like that 809 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,508 could split your teeth right down to your knees. 810 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,945 Oh, no offense intended. 811 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:42,381 What should we say, 5000 pounds? 812 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,950 No, 6000. They'll never miss it. 813 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:46,285 Lovely stuff, this oil, George. 814 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,320 It spurts out of the Sumerian desert, 815 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,124 and showers me with lovely, lovely cash. 816 00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:55,394 George... George. Huh? 817 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,229 I thought you wanted to talk shop. 818 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,398 Oh. I'm thinking shop. 819 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:02,601 Nah. It's too wild. 820 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,969 What? 821 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,237 What, George? 822 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,339 Your brain is ticking like Big Ben. 823 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,075 What's it all about, Georgie? 824 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:13,345 Oh, I was just imagining the tears of gratitude 825 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,814 coming from the old Sheikh's bad eyes, 826 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,417 if you were to turn over some blueprints to him. 827 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:22,288 Blueprints? What a lovely word. What blueprints? 828 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:25,891 From the attaché case of that creep, Dudley Heath, 829 00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:27,326 from Heath Petrol. 830 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,128 It's some kind of a high speed electronic drill, 831 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,397 but no, it's too-- 832 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:33,098 Of course it isn't too... 833 00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:34,933 Where are these blueprints? 834 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:38,036 He carries them around like they're the crown jewels. 835 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:39,371 Borrow them. 836 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:42,908 You can get those blueprints, Georgie, boy. 837 00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:44,343 Oh, no, no, no, no. 838 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,011 I can get into all kinds of trouble. 839 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:47,779 I don't know what I came here for 840 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:48,880 in the first place. 841 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,250 You came here because you need 25,000 pounds, 842 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:54,753 and I am going to help you help me get them for us, 843 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:57,289 and thanks to those very clever Japanese, 844 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,624 when you see the blueprints 845 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:00,559 you will be able to capture that magic moment. 846 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:05,130 There is some poetic justice to this idea. 847 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,266 Diddling Dudley to get Pamela back. 848 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,835 Well, now, you've got everything you want, partner. 849 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:12,804 Oh, I do all the work, and right away, you're my partner? 850 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,273 Ah, but who's going to prize 851 00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:16,174 50,000 pounds out of the old Sheikh, eh? 852 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,709 50,000 pounds? 853 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,945 Oh, you're going to keep the other 25,000 pounds. 854 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,213 Well, who's quibbling? 855 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:24,115 I mean, who needs 25,000 pounds, you or me? 856 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,117 You are a thief. 857 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,620 Oh, certainly, but who needs the 25,000? 858 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,690 Now look, I'll meet you next Thursday, 10:00, 859 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,292 at the Ritz Hotel in Paris. 860 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,694 Oh, I'm going to jail, and you're going to Paris. 861 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,463 Ah, but Georgie, it's business. 862 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:40,299 You see, the Sumerian ministers want me to pop over to Paris 863 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,100 and buy a few gowns for their wives. 864 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,168 You know. 865 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,903 Oh. 866 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,137 But if you don't want to come, 867 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,039 just pop the negatives in the mail. 868 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,942 Oh, no, I'll deliver them personally. 869 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:52,244 Don't you trust the mails? 870 00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:53,479 The mails, I trust. 871 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:54,480 It's you I'm worried about. 872 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,549 I've missed the ready wit. 873 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,685 Oh, I'm sure I'm going to regret this day. 874 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,587 Take clear and sharp pictures, 875 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:04,222 and always stand with the sun over your shoulder. 876 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:07,759 How do you feel, Georgie, working with me again? 877 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,996 Condemned. 878 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,733 Oh, dear. 879 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:19,771 One mini-camera to George Lester... 100 pounds. 880 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,341 No, 150. 881 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,390 Ow! 882 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:26,331 ...such a ridiculous situation when you come to think of it. 883 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:27,365 Come in, my sweet. 884 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,867 I know that I left my lighter 885 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,068 here somewhere. 886 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,270 Oh, this is just the outer office, you know, 887 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:35,641 where I slave over a hot secretary all day. 888 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:42,514 The lamp... 889 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,982 Come, come, come, my sweet. 890 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,585 Come along in, my dove. 891 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:49,020 This is my little inner sanctum. 892 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:53,324 Now I do know that I left my lighter here somewhere. 893 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:55,427 Oh, yes, here it is. 894 00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:58,163 Don't go, my love. I mean, after all... 895 00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:00,298 Grrr... 896 00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:03,769 It is, after all, a celebration, isn't it? 897 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:07,639 Grrr! 898 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,008 ...this beautiful gown you're wearing. 899 00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,313 Brandy? Whoo! 900 00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,616 Courvoisier, of course. 901 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,229 There we are, my sweet. 902 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:33,031 Ooh! 903 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:46,778 Cool it. 904 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,313 You do like brandy, don't you? 905 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:49,447 Mm-hm. 906 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,182 Have you seen my prints over there? 907 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,450 Oh, they're beautiful. 908 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,921 The ladder, and... 909 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,456 Ow! 910 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,094 To you. 911 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:04,329 Oh, no. 912 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:07,766 The old Spanish way. 913 00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:15,574 You're glorious. 914 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:18,710 Uh, Dudley... 915 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,345 No. 916 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:21,580 You do realize, don't you, 917 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:27,218 that this could be bigger than both of us? 918 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,591 What's happening? 919 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:33,892 It's water, it's running. 920 00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:36,261 There's a leak. Where's it coming from? 921 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,295 Stop it! 922 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:41,867 Where's it coming from? 923 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:43,802 Rotten weather we're having. 924 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,837 Each year is the same thing. 925 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:46,705 I say... 926 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:50,108 Good night, Guv. 927 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,243 Oh! 928 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:15,634 CHINESE ACCENT: Hello, so sorry, Mr. Lester not home now. 929 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,335 Oh, Miss Beatty. 930 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:19,605 Hello, how are you and all your little Girl Guides? 931 00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:20,872 Well, as a matter of fact, 932 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,373 that's just what I'm ringing you about. 933 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,977 I mean, well, actually, it's rather naughty of us, 934 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:28,146 especially after you've been so helpful. 935 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:30,816 You see, the doctor's just been in here, 936 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:32,851 and the whole of my troop's in trouble. 937 00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:35,020 All of them 938 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,856 Mm-hm, and I'm afraid you've been exposed as well. 939 00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:39,290 I did want to warn you. 940 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,327 The mumps? 941 00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:43,461 Well-- 942 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:45,030 Well, that's for children. 943 00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,197 I'm an adult. 944 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,398 Adults-- 945 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,434 Mumps... 946 00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:51,703 Do be careful. 947 00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:53,171 Now, then. 948 00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:57,609 You great silly nits. 949 00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:58,910 You see what you've gone and done? 950 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,913 You're all worse than Typhoid Mary. 951 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,361 ANNOUNCER: This is the final call 952 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:22,834 for British European Airways Flight 507 to Paris. 953 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,636 Will passengers please proceed 954 00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:26,872 to the departure lounge immediately? 955 00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:30,575 Have all passports and boarding passes ready. 956 00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:33,178 Thank you. 957 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,464 Excuse me, hold it, hold it. 958 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,499 Hello, Homer here. 959 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,301 George! 960 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:57,602 Georgie, baby, how are you? 961 00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:00,005 You've got what? 962 00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:03,041 I've got a punctured eardrum. 963 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,310 What's with the phone? Hello, Willy? 964 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,713 Willy, this is no time for kibitzing. 965 00:44:07,713 --> 00:44:09,080 Hang on, George. 966 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,782 Willy, I'm trying to talk to you. Will you-- 967 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:13,151 Hello? Operator? 968 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,185 Willy! 969 00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:15,186 George... 970 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,021 Willy... 971 00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:17,522 George, how childish of you. 972 00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:19,490 I mean, in this age of wonder drugs, 973 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,927 how can a grown man get mumps? 974 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:24,662 Willy, will you listen to me, please, Willy! 975 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:25,964 Don't get excited. 976 00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:27,833 H. William is on the bridge, in control. 977 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:31,502 Now, look, I will send for the merchandise. 978 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,706 How? Ah... 979 00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:39,110 just relax, leave it to me. 980 00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:58,529 I'm here. 981 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,530 Who? 982 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:00,598 Shh. 983 00:45:00,598 --> 00:45:01,699 It's only me. 984 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,734 Who's me? 985 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,535 Fern Averback, lover. 986 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,571 How'd you get here? 987 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:08,039 Air France. 988 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:10,575 Oh, yeah? You'd better stay away. 989 00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:11,843 You'll catch the mumps. 990 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:13,311 I've had the mumps. 991 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,346 You're supposed to have something for me. 992 00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:17,448 I am? 993 00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:18,583 Can I please have it? 994 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,018 Willy said that you had-- 995 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:22,120 Oh, no, no, you're supposed to have something for me. 996 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,721 Of course. 997 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,190 No, not that. 998 00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:26,457 The money. 999 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:28,359 What money, angel? 1000 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:29,961 Look, miss, I don't mean to be inhospitable, 1001 00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:32,330 but I think you should get right back to Paris 1002 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:35,200 and tell Willy I said, "No tickee, no washee." 1003 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,135 Do I have to go back right away? 1004 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,038 Yes, you do. 1005 00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:41,039 Why? 1006 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:44,575 Because one of my mumps just exploded. 1007 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,611 GEORGE: ...Miss Averback... 1008 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:47,813 I don't know what I prefer most, 1009 00:45:47,813 --> 00:45:48,780 the contents or the wrappings. 1010 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:49,915 Hello, Willy... 1011 00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:51,049 What's that, Georgie? 1012 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,818 I said, did you really believe 1013 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:54,452 I would fall for that tired old bit 1014 00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:55,686 with your Miss Fern? 1015 00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:57,455 Now come on, Willy, where's the money? 1016 00:45:57,455 --> 00:45:58,489 Where's the merchandise? 1017 00:45:58,489 --> 00:45:59,590 I got it. 1018 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,927 You're lovely, my sweet. 1019 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:04,129 I'm lovely? I'm desperate! 1020 00:46:04,129 --> 00:46:05,663 Tell you what, Georgie-boy... 1021 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,833 pop the merchandise in the mail. 1022 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:10,568 Willy, I got a better idea. Let's change hats. 1023 00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:14,072 You be Mohammed, come to my mountain, bring the check. 1024 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:16,241 Impossible. Look, my people 1025 00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:18,676 will have to inspect the merchandise first, 1026 00:46:18,676 --> 00:46:19,845 so give us a look, 1027 00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:21,779 we'll okay it, and send you the money. 1028 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,381 How does that sound? 1029 00:46:23,381 --> 00:46:24,449 What a nightmare. 1030 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:26,551 How does a thing like this happen to me? 1031 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:28,486 It seems to have something to do 1032 00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:30,021 with winning your wife back. 1033 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:32,924 Look, just drop the merchandise in the post 1034 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,425 and go back to sleep. 1035 00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:36,527 No, thanks! 1036 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,330 George? 1037 00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:43,568 I brought your car back. It's all tuned up. 1038 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:47,438 Not that you'll be needing it for the next few days, eh? 1039 00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:48,773 Thanks a lot. 1040 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:49,841 Well, I'm off to Lisbon. 1041 00:46:49,841 --> 00:46:51,476 Fly well. 1042 00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:53,444 Fred! What? 1043 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:54,445 Uh, I just remembered, 1044 00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:56,114 did I ever tell you about my great uncle 1045 00:46:56,114 --> 00:46:58,516 that lives in Paris? A very, very sweet man. 1046 00:46:58,516 --> 00:47:00,751 Almost 80. A little over-sexed, 1047 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,453 but I guess everybody needs a hobby. 1048 00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:04,923 Well, let me tell you why I brought it up, Fred. 1049 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,324 You see, it's his birthday, 1050 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,692 and I thought possibly, instead of flying to Lisbon, 1051 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:08,826 you might go to Paris 1052 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:09,827 and deliver my present for him. 1053 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:10,728 I'd go myself, 1054 00:47:10,728 --> 00:47:11,829 but I'm awfully mumpy. 1055 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,098 Well, it's not too contagious. 1056 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:14,599 Oh, sure. Oh, sure? 1057 00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:15,833 What does that mean? 1058 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:16,902 Delivering presents to your grand-uncle. 1059 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,069 What's in it? 1060 00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:19,570 Pound notes you're trying to smuggle in? 1061 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:20,805 Out! 1062 00:47:20,805 --> 00:47:22,240 And that's a terrible assumption, Fred. 1063 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,942 It's just, uh, no, it's Playboy magazine, 1064 00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:27,212 that's all it is, for a dear, sweet, 1065 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:28,746 dear, sweet, bed-ridden old gentlemen, that's all, 1066 00:47:28,746 --> 00:47:30,148 and I thought while you were there, 1067 00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:31,849 you might bring back the gift he had for me. 1068 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,719 I'm sorry, British Regal Airlines 1069 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,021 doesn't make trips to Paris, 1070 00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:37,488 at least, not unless we have a customer 1071 00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:38,389 who wants to go there. 1072 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:39,757 We're flying to Lisbon all this week. 1073 00:47:39,757 --> 00:47:41,292 Well, I certainly wouldn't ask you 1074 00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,860 if you weren't my friend, I say-- 1075 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,530 Fred, wait a minute! Let me explain! 1076 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:48,099 Fred, what about Uncle Willy and the present? 1077 00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:51,602 Drop it in the mail. 1078 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,938 Fly to Paris... 1079 00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:54,339 Take a present to his uncle... 1080 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:55,340 Huh! 1081 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:57,675 His uncle's an 80-year old sex maniac. 1082 00:47:57,675 --> 00:48:00,011 Pictures tonight, Fred 1083 00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:11,822 Fly to Paris? What a cheek. 1084 00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:13,058 Never heard anything like it. 1085 00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:14,325 What is that? 1086 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:16,327 Well, the girls in my troop recommended it. 1087 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,829 They're terribly contrite, poor dears. 1088 00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:20,999 It's right out of the First Aid Manual. 1089 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:23,434 Willow wort paste. Now you come back into bed... 1090 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,535 Well, uh-- 1091 00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:25,870 Remove your pajama top, 1092 00:48:25,870 --> 00:48:27,538 and smear this all over your chest, 1093 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:28,806 and then stand over the central heating duct 1094 00:48:28,806 --> 00:48:29,874 and inhale. 1095 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:33,211 Come on, my little beauty. 1096 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:37,148 A little massage. Yes, here we go. 1097 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:38,416 Oh, that's marvelous. 1098 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,484 Spot of trouble? 1099 00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:41,386 Oh, boy, mumps. 1100 00:48:41,386 --> 00:48:42,520 Perfect timing. 1101 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,921 So we gave you the mumps. 1102 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,991 Is that any reason for showing the white feather? 1103 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,658 I mean, where would Alec Guinness have ended up 1104 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:50,928 if he'd shown your attitude in Bridge on the River Kwai? 1105 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:54,132 Anyway, you smear your chest with this paste, 1106 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:56,968 and you'll feel much better tomorrow. 1107 00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:59,170 I say, you really shouldn't leave your upper set 1108 00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:00,838 lying around on the carpet. 1109 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:03,541 My upper set, that's terrific. 1110 00:49:08,846 --> 00:49:11,016 I say! 1111 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,355 I say, a bit of a smash. 1112 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:21,026 It's Fred Davies! Fred, are you all right? 1113 00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:23,694 I think I broke my tooth. 1114 00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:24,929 Don't move! 1115 00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:28,033 I'm coming right down to give you first aid. 1116 00:49:28,033 --> 00:49:31,269 You clod! Look at what you did to my wife's wall. 1117 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,004 Ruined! 1118 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:34,172 Look, I'm supposed to fly to Lisbon 1119 00:49:34,172 --> 00:49:35,373 the day after tomorrow. 1120 00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:38,276 Who wants a toothless steward? 1121 00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:39,877 Lisbon? 1122 00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:44,482 Lisbon! 1123 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,883 Hang on, Fred. 1124 00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:48,753 First aid kit's in the car. 1125 00:49:57,462 --> 00:50:00,465 Fred, I can't tell you how terrible I feel. Don't say a word. 1126 00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:03,868 To have a thing like this happen to one of my chums, it's just awful. 1127 00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:05,136 It hurts me right here. 1128 00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:06,304 It hurts me right here. 1129 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:07,905 Fred, have you ever had the mumps? 1130 00:50:07,905 --> 00:50:09,340 Yeah, I had mumps when I was two. 1131 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:12,077 Oh, good. You know, this was completely my fault. 1132 00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:13,511 You admit it? 1133 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:16,081 Well, you ran into the wall, correct? 1134 00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:17,782 If the wall wasn't there in the first place, 1135 00:50:17,782 --> 00:50:18,783 it wouldn't have happened. 1136 00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:20,051 I will not sleep a wink 1137 00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,120 until you get what's coming to you. 1138 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,254 And what's coming to me? 1139 00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:24,922 Well, I'm heavily insured, Fred. 1140 00:50:24,922 --> 00:50:26,291 You'll get a brand new cycle, 1141 00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:28,059 brand new set of clothes, and open your mouth. 1142 00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:29,494 Just what I thought. 1143 00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:31,662 You have to have a new mouth put in. 1144 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:32,463 Is that legal? 1145 00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:34,299 Luv, for the premiums I pay, 1146 00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:36,901 you and I are not going to worry about technicalities. 1147 00:50:36,901 --> 00:50:42,073 Oh, come on, I'll take you home for medical attention. 1148 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:43,374 Excuse me just a moment. 1149 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,610 Fred, tomorrow, you're going to see my dentist. 1150 00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:46,811 You hit the jackpot. 1151 00:50:46,811 --> 00:50:49,114 What ever you do, don't say a word to anybody, dig? 1152 00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:50,315 I dig. 1153 00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:52,917 Yeah, you take him home for medication. 1154 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:55,386 Just put yourself in my hands. 1155 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:59,657 Leave everything to me. Oops. Oh, Fred... 1156 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:03,128 Oh, Fred! 1157 00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:13,171 There. 1158 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,472 A piping hot poultice, 1159 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:17,842 that should do the trick! 1160 00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:19,977 The trick's already done... 1161 00:51:19,977 --> 00:51:21,379 I hope. 1162 00:52:09,427 --> 00:52:11,762 You sound sick, George. 1163 00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:12,763 Oh, nurse, 1164 00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:15,300 I'd like you to meet the little woman. 1165 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,435 I only came to pick up an evening gown. 1166 00:52:17,435 --> 00:52:18,703 I have a date tonight. 1167 00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:21,206 Oh, tell me, have you figured out yet 1168 00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:22,373 how to pay the bills? 1169 00:52:22,373 --> 00:52:24,242 Pamela, don't come near me. 1170 00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:25,310 Don't come closer. 1171 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:27,912 It's infectious. Mumps. 1172 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,248 George, you blew it again. 1173 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:31,816 I've had mumps. 1174 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,318 Pamela! 1175 00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:44,962 Hello! Get me Dudley Heath's office, please. 1176 00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,797 Yes, sir. 1177 00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:49,800 GERMAN ACCENT: Hello? 1178 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,502 Herr Heath in, please. 1179 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,904 Just one moment, and I'll put you through, sir. 1180 00:52:55,306 --> 00:52:56,374 Hello, Herr Heath. 1181 00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:59,644 Uh, this is Dudley Heath speaking. 1182 00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:01,212 This is Krupp. 1183 00:53:01,212 --> 00:53:02,280 Uh, Krupp. 1184 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,014 K-R-U-up, Krupp. 1185 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:07,352 How do you do, Herr Krupp? 1186 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:10,321 I will be in your London now for 24 hours, 1187 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,823 and I hear through the underground, Herr Heath, 1188 00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:16,894 that you are working on some special working papers, 1189 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,329 diagrams, plans. 1190 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,964 Uh, did you say plans? 1191 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,400 It is equally important that you and I get together 1192 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,668 for a chit-chat. 1193 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:24,402 A chat. 1194 00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:25,936 Chit-chat, talking. 1195 00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:26,971 Chitting-chatting. 1196 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:27,972 A chat, a chat! 1197 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,106 Oh, uh, yes, yes. 1198 00:53:29,106 --> 00:53:30,241 Comprende, understand. 1199 00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:31,876 You will come to my hotel tonight. 1200 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:34,645 The Hilton, where else? There's no boarding rooms. 1201 00:53:34,645 --> 00:53:37,682 But I have a dinner engagement. 1202 00:53:37,682 --> 00:53:41,352 Forget the dinner date. Heath, Krupp is talking. 1203 00:53:41,352 --> 00:53:43,254 Same K-R-U-up. 1204 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:46,023 You be there when I give instructions. 1205 00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,725 No one ignores Krupp 1206 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:49,960 when Krupp Krupps. 1207 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,163 Now, I'll give you the address. Got a pencil? 1208 00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:54,565 Yes, just a moment, please. 1209 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:59,036 The room is 1420. One, four, two, with a-- 1210 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:00,338 Look on the door. 1211 00:54:00,338 --> 00:54:02,340 Zwanzig, at 9:30. 1212 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:04,742 If you're late, woo-hoo-hoo... 1213 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,277 Auf Wiedersehen. 1214 00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:07,845 Right. 1215 00:54:12,216 --> 00:54:14,452 Hello 1216 00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:16,787 Get me Dr. Spink, right away. 1217 00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:19,023 Yes, sir. 1218 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,225 Probe. 1219 00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:24,929 Probe. 1220 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:25,930 Pick. 1221 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:29,066 Pick. 1222 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:30,100 Sponge. 1223 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,836 Ooh! 1224 00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:38,676 I'll get it. 1225 00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:41,178 Ah-ha. Now we're beginning to see daylight... 1226 00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:42,146 Hello? 1227 00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:44,181 As well as some nasty decay. 1228 00:54:44,181 --> 00:54:46,116 It's Mr. Lester, 1229 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,252 from that Hong Kong whatever-it-is. 1230 00:54:48,252 --> 00:54:49,954 You know, that new place out in the country. 1231 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,590 Yes, I have heard of it. What's he want? 1232 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:55,860 He wants you to drop by tomorrow for tea at about 5:00, 1233 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,227 as his guest. 1234 00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:58,295 Tell him I'll try. 1235 00:54:58,295 --> 00:54:59,997 He says it's very important. 1236 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:01,065 I'm busy. 1237 00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:03,000 He says you'd better make it. 1238 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,635 All right, all right. 1239 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,505 Now I really must concentrate on this rot. 1240 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:09,374 Hold still, will you? 1241 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:27,392 Well, how do you do? Herr Krupp? 1242 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:34,532 Tinkering with a man's occlusion? 1243 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:36,834 I never would be party to such chicanery. 1244 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:40,137 Oh, come on, Spink, knock off the Dr. Kildare routine. 1245 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:43,173 All I want you to do is to take the inlays from Weiner here, 1246 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,610 insert them in Fred Davies' mouth, 1247 00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:48,746 give him an injection timed so that when he arrives in Lisbon, 1248 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:51,181 he's in pain, he has to dash off to another dentist, 1249 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,216 and finished. 1250 00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:53,851 The finish of my dental career. 1251 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:56,387 Six Eyes, can you get all the page one of the plans 1252 00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:57,588 on the top of the inlay? 1253 00:55:57,588 --> 00:55:59,624 Who was it who did 1254 00:55:59,624 --> 00:56:01,659 your Lincoln's entire Gettysburg Address on a shirt stud? 1255 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:03,461 Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm sorry about that. 1256 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:04,695 I forgot. 1257 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:05,863 And you'll get the inlay 1258 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,131 back to Spink's office, tomorrow, p.m. 1259 00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:08,699 It's a squeeze, but I'll manage. 1260 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,068 Well, I can't. It's too risky. 1261 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:13,904 Oh, come on, Spink. Or is it Chaucer again? 1262 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,507 It wasn't too risky when you chose to work overtime, 1263 00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:17,708 I believe it was May the 12th? 1264 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,610 When you spent the entire night here 1265 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,779 in the Great Wall of China Suite. 1266 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:23,981 I'm sure that your wife would be delighted to know 1267 00:56:23,981 --> 00:56:27,084 that you had a nurse in constant attendance. 1268 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,555 Swine. 1269 00:56:30,555 --> 00:56:32,757 An absolute desperate swine. 1270 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,959 You'll shape the inlay, give it to Six Eyes here, 1271 00:56:34,959 --> 00:56:36,727 he'll engrave it, get it back to you. 1272 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,997 In goes page one into Fred's mouth, off goes Fred. 1273 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:40,998 Send me the bill. 1274 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:43,267 And if anyone blabs, I'm in the soup. 1275 00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:44,635 Who's going to blab? 1276 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:45,970 Who would take my word 1277 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:48,105 against that of a reputable dentist? 1278 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,207 Gentlemen. 1279 00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,476 George... 1280 00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:53,043 have you ever looked at Stilton cheese 1281 00:56:53,043 --> 00:56:54,812 through my glasses? 1282 00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,382 Lisbon, George? 1283 00:56:58,382 --> 00:56:59,917 That's it. 1284 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:03,187 Now, the plans will be arriving the day after tomorrow, 1285 00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:04,589 by mouth. 1286 00:57:04,589 --> 00:57:06,924 It sounds as though you said "by mouth." 1287 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,627 Must be a lousy connection. Operator! 1288 00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:11,496 I did say "by mouth." 1289 00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:12,797 Now, when they arrive, 1290 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:15,633 I want you to send me a check, certified, 1291 00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:18,402 and returned to me by the same messenger. 1292 00:57:18,402 --> 00:57:19,970 How are they going to be examined? 1293 00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:22,607 They'll be examined while the messenger 1294 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,108 is under sedation. 1295 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:27,678 Now, here's what you have to locate for me. 1296 00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:29,847 Why is the messenger under sedation? 1297 00:57:29,847 --> 00:57:33,851 Because the plans are on his teeth. 1298 00:57:33,851 --> 00:57:37,221 George, you've obviously taken a turn for the worse. 1299 00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:41,158 Willy, please listen to me. I want you to drop everything 1300 00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:46,396 and locate for me an expert crooked Portuguese dentist. 1301 00:57:46,396 --> 00:57:48,198 Something is wrong with the connection. 1302 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:52,369 I could swear you said "an expert crooked Portuguese dentist." 1303 00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:54,672 Willy, will you please pay attention? 1304 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:56,607 When you've examined the teeth, 1305 00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:58,442 I want you to take a picture of them, 1306 00:57:58,442 --> 00:58:00,611 and then stuff the check in the man's hat. 1307 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:02,913 All this is making me very dizzy. 1308 00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:04,248 Willy, 1309 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:05,616 just get busy, 1310 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:09,019 and locate an expert crooked Portuguese dentist. 1311 00:58:09,019 --> 00:58:10,955 Georgie, I can get you an expert, 1312 00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:13,290 I can probably get you a crooked Portuguese, 1313 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:14,725 I'm sure I can get you a dentist, 1314 00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:17,394 but an expert crooked Portuguese dentist, 1315 00:58:17,394 --> 00:58:20,931 well, obviously they don't grow on trees, Georgie, baby. 1316 00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:23,500 Neither does my merchandise, baby. 1317 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,135 This is going to cost, baby. 1318 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:27,638 Why should this be any different, baby? 1319 00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:32,142 The things that happen when you try to do favors for a friend... 1320 00:58:32,142 --> 00:58:33,510 Butcher. 1321 00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:46,523 There. 1322 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,792 Done. 1323 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,893 Time to get up, Davies. 1324 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:50,327 Coming in for an emergency landing. 1325 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:51,495 Get your seatbelts on. 1326 00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:53,497 Upsy-daisy. 1327 00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:56,333 Where You've been at my teeth. 1328 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,968 That's what we're here for. 1329 00:58:57,968 --> 00:58:58,903 Oh. 1330 00:58:58,903 --> 00:59:00,871 Now then, you're off to Lisbon, right? 1331 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:02,139 Yeah, 4:00 sharp, yes. 1332 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:03,874 Now, should you get a reaction of any kind, 1333 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:05,743 I'll give you the name of a dentist in Lisbon. 1334 00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:06,877 Miss B., where's that card? 1335 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,212 But I'll only be there overnight. 1336 00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,280 An ounce of prevention, eh? There we are. 1337 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,415 "Doctor Jerzy Pinto, 1338 00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:13,517 34 Calle Ruiz, second floor rear," 1339 00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:14,551 and he's a good man. 1340 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:15,853 Well, I don't think 1341 00:59:15,853 --> 00:59:17,121 I'll need a dentist in Lisbon, thank you. 1342 00:59:17,121 --> 00:59:18,088 Take the damned card. 1343 00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:19,757 My patients mean a great deal to me, 1344 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:21,792 and I shall see you the day after tomorrow. 1345 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:24,895 Yeah, well, thank you, doctor and nurse. 1346 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,169 Poor Manfred. 1347 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,939 That injection should begin to take effect 1348 00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:36,841 just as he's approaching Lisbon. 1349 00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:38,976 Shall I rub away your headache for you? 1350 00:59:38,976 --> 00:59:40,410 Oh... 1351 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:41,812 Mm... 1352 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:43,047 No! 1353 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,783 That's how I got into this in the first place. 1354 00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:58,495 This is your captain speaking. 1355 00:59:58,495 --> 00:59:59,797 British Regal Airline 1356 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:01,598 welcomes you aboard their airplane. 1357 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,868 Your cabin steward, Fred Davies, 1358 01:00:03,868 --> 01:00:08,673 will be serving refreshments shortly. 1359 01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:22,046 Ladies and gentlemen, 1360 01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:24,014 we are approaching Lisbon Airport. 1361 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,950 Please fasten your safety belts 1362 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,952 and extinguish your cigarettes. 1363 01:01:27,952 --> 01:01:29,519 Due to the irregularity in our cabin pressure, 1364 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,256 the steward will pass out cotton for your ears 1365 01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:33,924 to make the landing less painful, 1366 01:01:33,924 --> 01:01:37,461 or you can blow your nose hard. 1367 01:01:37,461 --> 01:01:39,029 God bless. 1368 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,741 Oy! 1369 01:03:02,746 --> 01:03:04,048 There. 1370 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:06,917 Bella! 1371 01:03:40,284 --> 01:03:43,220 Ah-ha, I think I've got you this time. 1372 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:44,421 GERMAN ACCENT: I don't think so at all, 1373 01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:46,790 my dear fellow, because I go, uh... 1374 01:03:46,790 --> 01:03:48,792 eins, zwei, und drei. 1375 01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:51,695 That's pretty good. 1376 01:03:51,695 --> 01:03:53,797 You're not a bad competitor. 1377 01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:54,831 Oh, thank you. 1378 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,466 Let's have a drink to it. 1379 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:59,870 I think you're trying to get me drunk. 1380 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:01,338 A little for you... 1381 01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:02,406 Oh, bubbly. 1382 01:04:02,406 --> 01:04:03,240 A little for me, 1383 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:08,178 and let's toast to competition. 1384 01:04:09,914 --> 01:04:12,349 I'm talking to myself. I'm losing my marbles. 1385 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,784 Well, at least I'm winning. Fritz, you want another game? 1386 01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:15,852 No, thank you. 1387 01:04:16,921 --> 01:04:18,322 Ooh, company. 1388 01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:21,125 I ask you, 1389 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:24,128 what is this country coming to when you can't trust anyone? 1390 01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:25,629 Who have you got in mind? 1391 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:26,897 One of your guests 1392 01:04:26,897 --> 01:04:28,598 short-changed one of my Girl Guides 1393 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:29,666 on a raffle ticket. 1394 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,135 Oh, is that all. 1395 01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:32,369 Oh, well, don't worry about it. 1396 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:34,071 Bruce will reimburse you out of petty cash. 1397 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:35,872 Oh, how very decent of you. 1398 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:38,042 That's nothing at all. I was just thinking 1399 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,543 about all of the future mothers. 1400 01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:40,544 Thanks. 1401 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:41,845 I, uh, I'm sorry, 1402 01:04:41,845 --> 01:04:43,147 I shouldn't have lost my temper like that. 1403 01:04:43,147 --> 01:04:44,481 Usually I'm under control, 1404 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:45,983 but lately I'm a bundle of nerves. 1405 01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,251 Oh, are you. I'm sorry. 1406 01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,519 Why don't you try some medicinal champagne? 1407 01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:50,587 Oh, thanks. 1408 01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:52,522 Go right ahead. 1409 01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:55,592 Alcohol is a stimulant. 1410 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:56,560 It's the greatest. 1411 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,794 Mm, and I'm in uniform. 1412 01:04:57,794 --> 01:04:59,964 Hey, easy. That's not lemon squash. 1413 01:04:59,964 --> 01:05:01,598 I have some peppermints with me. 1414 01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:02,799 Oh, good. 1415 01:05:02,799 --> 01:05:04,101 I ask you, 1416 01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,536 what is he up to in Lisbon? 1417 01:05:06,536 --> 01:05:07,304 Uh, who? 1418 01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:08,939 Our friend Fred, that's who. 1419 01:05:08,939 --> 01:05:10,840 Oh, he went on business. 1420 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,609 Uh, strictly business. 1421 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:13,677 What sort of business? 1422 01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:15,079 Oh, what sort of business? 1423 01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:16,213 Uh, well, he, uh... 1424 01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:17,747 You tell me what sort of business. 1425 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:19,249 Drink right up, I'll tell you. 1426 01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:34,931 I ask you, innkeeper, am I or am I not a female? 1427 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,933 Oh, indubitably. 1428 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,503 And under certain circum-circum-circumstances, 1429 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,938 would I or would I not be found interesting, 1430 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:44,241 even by such a twit as Fred Davies? 1431 01:05:44,241 --> 01:05:47,144 You represent the future mothers of Great Britain. 1432 01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:49,980 I represent the future mothers of nobody. 1433 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,748 I am on detention. 1434 01:05:51,748 --> 01:05:53,383 But you're in uniform. 1435 01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:55,352 Well, if it bothers you, I shall remove it. 1436 01:05:55,352 --> 01:05:57,721 Oh, no! Oh, no, don't do that. 1437 01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:01,558 Please... Don't do that. 1438 01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:06,730 Oh, yes, I do recall-- 1439 01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:07,931 George, are you in there? 1440 01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,933 Pamela? No! No, I'm not. 1441 01:06:09,933 --> 01:06:12,569 Pamela, don't come in. I'm having a relapse. 1442 01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:17,807 I came to see how you were. 1443 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,376 You were supposed to be in bed. 1444 01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:22,612 Oh, he was-- he was just going there. 1445 01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:25,249 I brought you some chicken soup from the hotel. 1446 01:06:25,249 --> 01:06:27,884 To think I was stupid enough to feel sorry for you. 1447 01:06:27,884 --> 01:06:30,120 Oh, well honey, I know this looks-- 1448 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:31,688 You don't understand. 1449 01:06:31,688 --> 01:06:33,990 Here. Recuperate. 1450 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,325 Honey, this isn't what it looks like. 1451 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:38,628 She brought me soup. You want soup? 1452 01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:40,730 No, salad... 1453 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:51,941 There you are, gentlemen. 1454 01:06:51,941 --> 01:06:55,279 "Kalbfus Electronic High Speed Drill." 1455 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:56,946 Well, there you are. 1456 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:59,149 A slightly exotic mode of delivery, 1457 01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:00,717 but you will find your merchandise 1458 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,186 in first class condition. 1459 01:07:02,186 --> 01:07:05,055 Have a look. 1460 01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:06,223 Superb, eh? 1461 01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:07,724 Ever see such detail? 1462 01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:09,093 Pinto, have your nurse 1463 01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:10,994 take a set of pictures for these gentlemen, 1464 01:07:10,994 --> 01:07:12,028 and hurry it up. 1465 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,230 He's coming out of the gas. 1466 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:14,798 This is running into overtime, amigo. 1467 01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:17,501 Look, you are paid by the hour, not by the visit. 1468 01:07:17,501 --> 01:07:19,836 Just so you remember. Understand? 1469 01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:21,037 Rosetta! 1470 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,139 You called, doctor? 1471 01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:23,507 Si, cara. 1472 01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:26,276 I want you to take pictures of this man's tooth. 1473 01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:27,677 Upper right bicuspid. 1474 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:30,046 I dig, doctor. 1475 01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:38,655 Back to business, back to business. 1476 01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,358 Right. The merchandise has been delivered 1477 01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:44,528 in perfect condition. Now, the payment. 1478 01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:48,598 Dollars? 1479 01:07:48,598 --> 01:07:49,833 What else? 1480 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:50,834 Lovely. 1481 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:51,835 Enough! 1482 01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:52,802 Enough? 1483 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:53,837 What are you talking about? 1484 01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:54,904 He's only paid me half. 1485 01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:56,206 Exactly. 1486 01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:57,774 You friend has only brought us half the plan. 1487 01:07:57,774 --> 01:07:59,343 Look here. 1488 01:07:59,343 --> 01:08:03,647 It says on this tooth, "See page two." 1489 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:04,948 Where is page two? 1490 01:08:04,948 --> 01:08:07,784 Where is page two? That's the question. 1491 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:11,155 Let's have a look. It must be in here somewhere. 1492 01:08:11,155 --> 01:08:12,189 Where is page two? 1493 01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:14,324 Quietly. You'll wake him up. 1494 01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:16,960 Hold that. It must be in here somewhere. 1495 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:20,264 There it is! No, that's a cavity. 1496 01:08:20,264 --> 01:08:22,632 You have a look. Carry on counting, Ali. 1497 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:25,502 In the words of your country, "C.O.D." 1498 01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:28,538 Look, cool it, Ali, baby. We'll find page two. 1499 01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:31,441 And when you do, we pay. Not until. 1500 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:33,410 Take your meeting into the next room! 1501 01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:36,946 The anesthetic is wearing off. 1502 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:40,484 Where's your telephone? I want to call England... collect. 1503 01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,719 That gap, I can close that for you. 1504 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:46,022 You close my gap, and I'll open yours. 1505 01:08:46,022 --> 01:08:49,293 Rosetta... All right, that's enough. 1506 01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:51,027 Give me the film, I'll make the prints. 1507 01:08:51,027 --> 01:08:53,230 Keep the patient occupied. 1508 01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:55,232 I shall try, doctor. 1509 01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:57,601 Where am I? Where am I? 1510 01:08:57,601 --> 01:09:00,670 Welcome to Lisbon, brave birdman. 1511 01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:02,005 Brave birdman? 1512 01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:03,240 From now on, 1513 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,175 let this be your home away from home. 1514 01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:10,347 Page two? I got it right here in my hand. 1515 01:09:10,347 --> 01:09:12,382 Georgie, baby, what sort of a game are you playing? 1516 01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:13,883 Willy, it's a little game you taught me. 1517 01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:15,419 It's called "Protect Yourself in the Clinches," 1518 01:09:15,419 --> 01:09:16,753 and when my man comes back 1519 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:19,155 with a certified check for page one, 1520 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,290 you'll get page two. 1521 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:21,558 Now remember, 1522 01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:24,194 a certified check in my man's hat band. 1523 01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:26,196 And how am I supposed to keep him here 1524 01:09:26,196 --> 01:09:28,265 while I get the check certified? 1525 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:30,166 You'll think of something, Willy, baby. 1526 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,602 Keep in close touch. 1527 01:09:34,037 --> 01:09:36,105 Well, it's all right, amigos. 1528 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:38,708 Everything is under control. 1529 01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:41,511 Excuse me. 1530 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:46,182 The patient is getting restless, senor. 1531 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,351 Sedate him. 1532 01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:48,985 Just one moment, my little paella. 1533 01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:54,057 You can do me a slight favor. 1534 01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:57,794 Oh, you have come to the right person. 1535 01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:03,267 Patience, gentlemen. 1536 01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:05,935 The pyramids weren't built in a day. 1537 01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:07,237 Two? 1538 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,105 Three? 1539 01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:24,153 Georgie! 1540 01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:25,655 Georgie Lester! 1541 01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:27,457 Yoo-hoo! 1542 01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:28,658 Oh, Fred, you're back. 1543 01:10:28,658 --> 01:10:30,193 Come on up and have a drink. 1544 01:10:30,193 --> 01:10:33,663 Gladly, old boy. On me! 1545 01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:37,133 Good evening, good evening! 1546 01:10:37,133 --> 01:10:39,336 Oh, Fred! Welcome home. 1547 01:10:39,336 --> 01:10:41,305 Hello, my dear. You keeping well? 1548 01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:44,040 I'm on duty, but I'll be off tomorrow night. 1549 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,409 Do you think the two of us-- 1550 01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:47,644 Ah-ah... I'm sorry, I can't. 1551 01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:50,414 You see, I've got to be off to Lisbon first thing in the morning, 1552 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:51,681 but keep up the good work. 1553 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:53,450 You women are doing a perfectly smashing job 1554 01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:54,518 here at home. 1555 01:10:54,518 --> 01:10:55,885 Oh, thanks very much. 1556 01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:57,587 You know, I don't know what we'd do without you... 1557 01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:01,691 but I'm certainly going to try. 1558 01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:02,726 Whee! 1559 01:11:02,726 --> 01:11:04,694 Yes, the intrepid birdman has returned, 1560 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:09,366 and all I can say is that travel can be very broadening, baby. 1561 01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:10,867 Let me take that for you, Fred. 1562 01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:11,735 Thank you. 1563 01:11:11,735 --> 01:11:13,102 Any trouble with the old teeth? 1564 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,904 No trouble at all. How are you feeling? 1565 01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:18,141 Me? Oh, just fine, just fine, thank you. 1566 01:11:18,141 --> 01:11:19,343 Uh, nice trip, Fred? 1567 01:11:19,343 --> 01:11:21,445 Oh, marvelous. Those Portuguese... 1568 01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:22,646 They're so capable. 1569 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:24,213 You know, they're so friendly. 1570 01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:25,715 I can hardly wait to get back there, 1571 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:29,353 with all the ya-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta-ta... 1572 01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:30,820 and the lights are low, and it's all... 1573 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:32,356 I take it you went to the dentist? 1574 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:34,458 Did I go to the dentist? Look at this. 1575 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,993 A jeweled dental floss case. 1576 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:39,696 Oh, that's lovely. A souvenir from the dentist? 1577 01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:41,197 A souvenir from the nurse. 1578 01:11:42,699 --> 01:11:44,834 Oh, then they did take good care of you? 1579 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,102 Well, all I can say 1580 01:11:46,102 --> 01:11:48,372 is she can clean my teeth any day of the week, baby. 1581 01:11:48,372 --> 01:11:50,507 Yahoo! 1582 01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:52,709 Oh, those legs... 1583 01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:54,911 I have an idea. Go downstairs and relax, 1584 01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:56,079 have a drink at the bar-- 1585 01:11:56,079 --> 01:11:57,280 I'll go do to the bar-- 1586 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,247 And unwind a little. 1587 01:11:58,247 --> 01:11:59,282 I'll relax in the bar. 1588 01:11:59,282 --> 01:12:00,450 Sure, why not? Go right ahead. 1589 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,018 Thank you. 1590 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:03,086 Any time, old chap. 1591 01:12:03,086 --> 01:12:06,656 Go right ahead and unwind, Fred. 1592 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:07,991 Unwind! 1593 01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:11,795 Hello, get me Mrs. Lester at the hotel, please. 1594 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,068 Fred! 1595 01:12:19,068 --> 01:12:23,239 Even with Willy's deductions, you're a sight for sore eyes. 1596 01:12:23,239 --> 01:12:24,273 Hello. 1597 01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:25,409 Yes, I'm calling Mrs. Lester. 1598 01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:27,977 What? She's not there. 1599 01:12:27,977 --> 01:12:30,580 She's what? She's gone away for the weekend? 1600 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:32,516 Well, did she leave a forwarding address? 1601 01:12:32,516 --> 01:12:34,651 Well, of course this is important. 1602 01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:37,821 Uh, this is Doctor Gomberg, the family oculist. 1603 01:12:37,821 --> 01:12:40,790 Yes. What is it? 1604 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:45,629 Twin Pine Cottage, in care of Dudley Heath, huh? 1605 01:12:45,629 --> 01:12:48,432 All right, thank you very much. 1606 01:12:48,432 --> 01:12:53,837 Daring Dudley, at it again, eh? 1607 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,350 Dudley, no more champagne. 1608 01:13:07,350 --> 01:13:11,020 Just to top up your glass, my pigeon. 1609 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,056 Oh, I feel wonderful. 1610 01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:15,725 I feel as if I were in a remote corner of the world, 1611 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,861 cut off from everything. 1612 01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:34,343 Grr... 1613 01:13:34,343 --> 01:13:36,880 Dudley... 1614 01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:00,136 Oh, Pamela! 1615 01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:01,170 George! 1616 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:02,405 Pamela...Oh... 1617 01:14:02,405 --> 01:14:04,140 first sickness, now an injury. 1618 01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:05,174 George! 1619 01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:06,175 Pamela! 1620 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:07,176 George! 1621 01:14:07,176 --> 01:14:08,177 Pamela! 1622 01:14:08,177 --> 01:14:09,312 What are you doing here? 1623 01:14:09,312 --> 01:14:11,247 Oh, Pamela, diseased as I am... 1624 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:13,016 I had to come. 1625 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,083 No you did not. 1626 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,151 What is that, music? 1627 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:16,720 Wine, two glasses? 1628 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,623 Pamela Lester, what's going on here? 1629 01:14:19,623 --> 01:14:21,858 Absolutely none of your business what's going on here, 1630 01:14:21,858 --> 01:14:23,693 and will you get up off Dudley's couch? 1631 01:14:23,693 --> 01:14:25,662 George, you're embarrassing me. 1632 01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:27,664 Oh, Pamela Lester, shame. 1633 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:29,799 How could you throw this beautiful life of yours away 1634 01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,868 on a man that'll never be good enough for you? 1635 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,937 How do you know what's good enough for me? 1636 01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:35,639 You don't know the first thing about me. 1637 01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:36,973 Well, then, let me learn, Pamela. 1638 01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:39,543 Teach me to see how fast your nails grow. 1639 01:14:39,543 --> 01:14:40,944 I want to know your shoe size. 1640 01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:43,479 I want to know the distance between your eyes. 1641 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,782 Well, now, here's our bubbly. 1642 01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:47,851 Ah-ha, Dudley bubbly. 1643 01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:49,586 What the devil is he doing here? 1644 01:14:49,586 --> 01:14:52,421 I got here on my hands and knees. 1645 01:14:52,421 --> 01:14:54,891 I dragged myself out of a sickbed, 1646 01:14:54,891 --> 01:14:57,694 and just in time, it appears. 1647 01:14:57,694 --> 01:15:00,329 Dragged myself from a sickbed, Pamela, 1648 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,098 to show you this certified check 1649 01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:03,833 for 11,447 pounds, 1650 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,202 10 shillings and fourpence. 1651 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:07,236 George, how did you forge this? 1652 01:15:07,236 --> 01:15:09,272 George forge? 1653 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,140 Oh, Pamela, how could you? 1654 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:12,241 It's real. Bite it. 1655 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:14,544 Oh, this is ironic. 1656 01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:17,213 A man lies at death's door, 1657 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:18,281 with mumps, yet. 1658 01:15:18,281 --> 01:15:19,649 Mumps? 1659 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:22,686 Are you contagious? 1660 01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:26,990 Contagious? 1661 01:15:30,426 --> 01:15:31,460 Contagious? 1662 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:32,461 Intensely. 1663 01:15:32,461 --> 01:15:33,429 Get out of my house! 1664 01:15:33,429 --> 01:15:37,000 Leave me alone. Stop it. 1665 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:37,801 George, stop it! 1666 01:15:37,801 --> 01:15:42,505 This is not a joke! 1667 01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:44,741 All right, George, that's it! 1668 01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:47,310 It's the pain, it's back. 1669 01:15:50,814 --> 01:15:52,515 Pamela, I'll tell you what. 1670 01:15:52,515 --> 01:15:54,283 You take good care of him, Pamela. 1671 01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:55,819 Go away! Get out of my house! 1672 01:15:55,819 --> 01:15:57,486 Pamela, I'm not going to give you up. 1673 01:15:57,486 --> 01:15:58,722 Why won't you leave me alone? 1674 01:15:58,722 --> 01:16:00,023 Because I love you, Pamela. 1675 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,558 I love you, and when he rejects you, 1676 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,293 or rejects the chicken soup, 1677 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:06,162 you'll come knocking at my door. 1678 01:16:06,162 --> 01:16:07,196 Oh, no, I won't. 1679 01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:08,598 Out! 1680 01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:10,867 And besides, it's my door! 1681 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:13,036 Well, it's my chicken soup! 1682 01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:14,203 Pamela! 1683 01:16:15,504 --> 01:16:18,041 Communists... 1684 01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:51,140 Digby, what the blazes are you trying to tell me? 1685 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:54,110 Well, actually, sir, I wasn't on the scene... 1686 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:56,579 Never mind where you were, man. What went wrong? 1687 01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:59,716 Now you tell Plans and Designs that I want a full report. 1688 01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:00,784 Yes, sir. 1689 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,719 Oh, excuse me. 1690 01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:05,588 Dudley, I've made you some nice, hot chicken soup. 1691 01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:06,890 Chicken soup. Digby! 1692 01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:08,057 There are going to be 1693 01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:09,425 one or two heads rolling over this, 1694 01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:11,094 and yours will be one of them. 1695 01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:12,662 Go away! 1696 01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:13,763 What's happened? 1697 01:17:13,763 --> 01:17:15,231 Those idiots testing the pilot model 1698 01:17:15,231 --> 01:17:16,499 of the Kalbfus drill... 1699 01:17:16,499 --> 01:17:17,801 It's defective. 1700 01:17:17,801 --> 01:17:19,703 Oh, come on now, don't excite yourself. 1701 01:17:19,703 --> 01:17:20,770 They can always correct it. 1702 01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:21,905 Wait till I get my hands 1703 01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:23,106 on that old crow, Mrs. Kalbfus. 1704 01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,640 How she wept as she sold me 1705 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,010 her husband's crowning achievement. 1706 01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:30,613 200 pounds she blubbered out of me. 1707 01:17:30,613 --> 01:17:33,382 You only paid that poor widow 200 pounds? 1708 01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:35,518 Yes, I shall probably sue her for damages. 1709 01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:37,721 Operator, oper-- Pick that up. 1710 01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:41,124 Hurry. What? Operator, get me my office. 1711 01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:42,959 I don't know, look the number up! 1712 01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,962 What? Oh, for goodness sake. 1713 01:17:45,962 --> 01:17:47,596 Heath Enterprises, of course. 1714 01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:50,700 Pamela, would you mind taking this slop out of my lap? 1715 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,101 It's seeping into the sheets. 1716 01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:54,537 Heath Enterprises, London! 1717 01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:08,818 May I come in? 1718 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,553 Oh, Pamela, of course. 1719 01:18:10,553 --> 01:18:12,321 Of course, come right in. 1720 01:18:12,321 --> 01:18:13,556 It's your house. 1721 01:18:13,556 --> 01:18:14,958 You don't mind if I watch? 1722 01:18:14,958 --> 01:18:19,328 Mind? Of course not. You can watch. 1723 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:20,463 That's ridiculous. 1724 01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:22,031 That's not unlike... 1725 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:25,534 Prince Albert objecting 1726 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,271 to Queen Victoria walking in... 1727 01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:34,610 That's a funny kind of thing, "May I watch?" 1728 01:18:34,610 --> 01:18:36,045 Someone owns something, 1729 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:39,448 and they ask someone, "My I use it?" 1730 01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:40,984 That is funny. 1731 01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:43,920 You know, that's like someone buying a car, 1732 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,890 and they say, "I really don't like to bother you," 1733 01:18:46,890 --> 01:18:48,624 and they're talking about something that they own, 1734 01:18:48,624 --> 01:18:51,861 that someone else is using. 1735 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:56,432 George, how did you know he'd reject my chicken soup? 1736 01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:02,371 Pamela, I'm a very busy man, really. 1737 01:19:02,371 --> 01:19:04,974 I have an awful lot of things to do, Pamela. 1738 01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:07,610 I really am terribly sorry. I don't mean to be rude. 1739 01:19:07,610 --> 01:19:11,480 George, how did you know he'd reject my chicken soup? 1740 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,218 Honey, do you know that I could spot a chicken soup rejecter 1741 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:17,620 a mile away? 1742 01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:18,855 But that's not important. 1743 01:19:18,855 --> 01:19:20,289 The important thing is that you're here, 1744 01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:22,691 and it's not every day that a man gets his wife back, 1745 01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:24,360 and I say we have a celebration. 1746 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:25,294 I'll get us a drink. 1747 01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:28,031 George, I'm here. I'm not back. 1748 01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:29,232 No drinking then. 1749 01:19:29,232 --> 01:19:30,366 George? 1750 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:32,902 Where did you get that 11,447 pounds, 1751 01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:34,838 10 shillings and fourpence? 1752 01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:37,240 Oh... I earned it. 1753 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,041 You earned it? 1754 01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:39,108 Well, yes, I earned it, 1755 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:40,409 and you'll get the rest tomorrow. 1756 01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:41,911 Was it one of your deals? 1757 01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:44,647 Oh, Pamela, how could you? 1758 01:19:44,647 --> 01:19:46,315 I did it to prove myself to you. 1759 01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:47,316 I don't believe you. 1760 01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:49,452 Pamela, I worked my fingers to the bone. 1761 01:19:49,452 --> 01:19:50,486 I don't believe you. 1762 01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:52,755 Well, who needs Wormwood Scrubs Prison? 1763 01:19:52,755 --> 01:19:53,756 Now I believe you. 1764 01:19:53,756 --> 01:19:55,158 I knew you would. 1765 01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:57,961 You know, I've had more attention from you 1766 01:19:57,961 --> 01:20:00,997 since I left you than in all the time we've been married. 1767 01:20:00,997 --> 01:20:03,466 Get used to it, my love. 1768 01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:05,134 That's the new George. 1769 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:06,836 Calm yourselves, gentlemen, calm-- 1770 01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:08,771 Get me London, pronto. 1771 01:20:08,771 --> 01:20:11,374 Say, what? There's a delay? 1772 01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:12,575 There's a delay. 1773 01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:15,111 Now, look, excuse me, gentlemen, there is a delay. 1774 01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:17,847 There's no need for you to help by moving into the other room. 1775 01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:18,982 Hello! 1776 01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:21,350 Do you speak Portuguese? 1777 01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:23,186 You know, doctor, 1778 01:20:23,186 --> 01:20:26,155 people should visit their dentist more often. 1779 01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:31,360 Now the old George kissed one way, 1780 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,696 but the new George kisses the same way. 1781 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,099 George... 1782 01:20:36,099 --> 01:20:37,400 Oh, I was just dusting the phone. 1783 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,035 I cleaned the apartment. I wouldn't answer it. 1784 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:40,636 I mean, I wouldn't take the call 1785 01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:41,837 under any conditions. 1786 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,873 It could be Paul Getty with a big deal, 1787 01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:45,841 and I wouldn't answer it. 1788 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:46,775 See? 1789 01:20:46,775 --> 01:20:47,810 Help! 1790 01:20:47,810 --> 01:20:48,878 George! 1791 01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:50,246 Help, George! 1792 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:51,314 Help! 1793 01:20:51,314 --> 01:20:52,348 Emir, baby, 1794 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,350 call off your friend with the cutlery, 1795 01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:57,086 and let's negotiate. 1796 01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:00,056 George! 1797 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:01,357 You weren't going to answer. 1798 01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:02,291 Uh, sweetheart, 1799 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,927 it sounds like someone's in distress. 1800 01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:06,362 You bet I'm in distress, and so are you. 1801 01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:08,431 Now, I have an urgent message for you. 1802 01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:10,033 Stop the delivery. 1803 01:21:10,033 --> 01:21:12,401 Is something wrong? You bet there is. 1804 01:21:12,401 --> 01:21:14,870 That idiot with the tooth has got to be stopped. 1805 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:15,939 We're being hijacked. 1806 01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:18,241 That crooked Portuguese dentist 1807 01:21:18,241 --> 01:21:20,476 has got a crookeder Portuguese nurse, 1808 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,577 who is making copies 1809 01:21:21,577 --> 01:21:24,747 and peddling them to customers of her own. 1810 01:21:24,747 --> 01:21:26,049 Uh, very interesting. 1811 01:21:26,049 --> 01:21:27,450 "Interesting," he says. 1812 01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:29,052 I am getting complaints from our customers. 1813 01:21:29,052 --> 01:21:32,155 Pointed complaints, George. 1814 01:21:32,155 --> 01:21:34,523 I'm sure that you can take care of the situation very nicely. 1815 01:21:34,523 --> 01:21:35,925 Oh, no. 1816 01:21:35,925 --> 01:21:38,094 You're not going to leave me holding this bag. 1817 01:21:38,094 --> 01:21:39,895 Uh, well, I'm very sorry, 1818 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,597 but I'm busy with my wife right now. 1819 01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:42,665 Listen, Georgie, 1820 01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:44,233 if you don't stop page two, 1821 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,102 you won't be around to enjoy your wife. 1822 01:21:46,102 --> 01:21:47,370 Are you suggesting-- 1823 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:48,304 I'm suggesting 1824 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:49,872 that I am not the sort of man 1825 01:21:49,872 --> 01:21:51,340 who can keep his mouth shut under torture. 1826 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:53,276 How would you like your wife 1827 01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:55,178 to know how you stole those plans? 1828 01:21:55,178 --> 01:21:56,545 How you got them here? 1829 01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:59,848 You'd better bring page two personally. 1830 01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,717 I believe you do have a point. 1831 01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:04,653 All right, I'll take care of it. Bye. 1832 01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:07,023 There. 1833 01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:09,658 All right, Emir, get a grip on yourself! 1834 01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:10,960 Burgundy? 1835 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,429 Something for you? 1836 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,398 Operator, would you get me Wilham's Garage, please. 1837 01:22:15,398 --> 01:22:18,067 I'm just going to make this one little itty-bitty call-- 1838 01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:20,169 It's not about business. It's about my car, dear. 1839 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:22,205 Hello. Wilham's Garage? 1840 01:22:22,205 --> 01:22:24,807 Is Fred Davies there, please 1841 01:22:24,807 --> 01:22:27,076 Oh, he's not there. He's at the dentist. 1842 01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:29,245 Oh, I see. All right, thank you very much. 1843 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:32,581 Honey, get me Dr. Spink's office right away, please. 1844 01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:34,817 Uh, it's not another call. It's the same call. 1845 01:22:34,817 --> 01:22:36,219 He wasn't at the garage, you heard, so... 1846 01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:42,658 Hello. 1847 01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:43,792 I'm looking for Fred Davies. 1848 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,994 He might be in the chair. 1849 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:46,062 No, I'm sorry. 1850 01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:47,463 He just left for the airport. 1851 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:48,331 Hello, operator, 1852 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:49,698 get me the London Airport, please. 1853 01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:52,301 This is-- You heard that he's not at the dentist. 1854 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:53,669 I started at the garage, dentist, 1855 01:22:53,669 --> 01:22:55,504 now, it's the same fellow, but he's at the airport. 1856 01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:58,007 Hello, London Airport, would you connect me 1857 01:22:58,007 --> 01:22:59,108 with British Regal Airways, please? 1858 01:22:59,108 --> 01:23:00,509 I'm trying to locate a Fred Davies 1859 01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:03,012 who's on his way to Lisbon 1860 01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:06,915 There is no office for British Regal Airways? 1861 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:09,952 Well, what kind of an airway has no office? 1862 01:23:09,952 --> 01:23:12,721 British Regal is an airway 1863 01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:13,922 that doesn't have an office. 1864 01:23:13,922 --> 01:23:16,392 I see, all right. Thank you very much. 1865 01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:17,593 Here, that's it, no more calls. 1866 01:23:17,593 --> 01:23:19,962 That's the end of the calls, sweetheart. 1867 01:23:19,962 --> 01:23:21,564 I'm not going to call, or take any calls, 1868 01:23:21,564 --> 01:23:23,766 but I do have to go for a moment. 1869 01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:24,833 Where? 1870 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:26,169 Uh, uh, just out. 1871 01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:28,837 I mean, I have to try to stop a mouth 1872 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,273 from leaving the country, 1873 01:23:30,273 --> 01:23:31,674 but why don't you relax, take a nap, read something. 1874 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:34,510 Order yourself some egg foo yong or chow mein. 1875 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:35,311 George! 1876 01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:36,945 Yes, I'm still here, Pamela. 1877 01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:39,315 British Regal Airlines, Willy-baby, 1878 01:23:39,315 --> 01:23:42,451 Fred Davies, Lisbon, Portugal... 1879 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,820 George, do they have anything to do 1880 01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:49,058 with 11,447 pounds, 10 shillings, and fourpence? 1881 01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:50,926 Would I lie to you? 1882 01:23:50,926 --> 01:23:54,230 Yes, you would... and you have. 1883 01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:19,722 This is your Captain speaking. 1884 01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:22,591 Our flight to Lisbon will be non-stop... 1885 01:24:22,591 --> 01:24:24,260 we hope. 1886 01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:27,930 Our cruising altitude will be somewhere between... 1887 01:24:27,930 --> 01:24:33,068 8,000 and, say, uh, 13,000 feet. 1888 01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:36,605 Enjoy your flight, and God bless. 1889 01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:10,072 Hey! Let me-- 1890 01:25:10,072 --> 01:25:12,808 What is this? Open the door! 1891 01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:14,377 Open this door. 1892 01:25:14,377 --> 01:25:16,779 I said, open-- Help! 1893 01:25:27,690 --> 01:25:31,026 Rosetta, I'm coming! 1894 01:25:31,026 --> 01:25:34,597 Hey, hey, mister, mister, my baby! 1895 01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:35,864 My baby! 1896 01:25:35,864 --> 01:25:39,202 My baby... 1897 01:25:50,879 --> 01:25:53,916 Get going. I'll tell you where. 1898 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:04,227 Start following. Follow, follow. Get him. 1899 01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:10,633 Follow them. 1900 01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:49,505 Ah-ha! 1901 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:51,240 No, no! Get away from me. 1902 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,108 No, you can't have it, no! 1903 01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:54,877 Get away from me, you idiot man! 1904 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:56,412 Wait till the doctor-- 1905 01:26:56,412 --> 01:26:59,081 Rosetta! I'll save you. 1906 01:26:59,081 --> 01:27:00,383 Get away from me. 1907 01:27:00,383 --> 01:27:02,485 No, no, it is my film. 1908 01:27:07,122 --> 01:27:08,657 Fred, what are you doing? 1909 01:27:20,336 --> 01:27:22,037 Fred, will you cut it out? 1910 01:27:22,037 --> 01:27:24,139 No! 1911 01:27:24,139 --> 01:27:25,974 My film! 1912 01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:29,778 Oh, the clients! You're just in time. 1913 01:27:29,778 --> 01:27:31,514 Well, here's what you have been waiting for. 1914 01:27:31,514 --> 01:27:32,881 You got it from the nurse? 1915 01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:34,249 Yeah, and it wasn't easy. 1916 01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:35,951 I can't find Mr. Homer anywhere. 1917 01:27:35,951 --> 01:27:36,985 I mean, I can't see him around. 1918 01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:38,186 Give me the second payment here, 1919 01:27:38,186 --> 01:27:39,355 and we can close the books. 1920 01:27:39,355 --> 01:27:40,756 Pay the gentleman. 1921 01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:41,757 Without delay. 1922 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:42,858 Oh. 1923 01:27:42,858 --> 01:27:44,059 Well, don't get sore. 1924 01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:45,861 I mean, was it something I said? 1925 01:27:45,861 --> 01:27:47,530 Surely we can talk-- 1926 01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,398 Will you hold it a minute? 1927 01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:52,901 Uh, did you want a shave and a haircut? 1928 01:27:52,901 --> 01:27:53,969 The boys are here. 1929 01:27:53,969 --> 01:27:56,004 I didn't want-- 1930 01:27:57,239 --> 01:27:58,240 Don't let them out! 1931 01:27:58,240 --> 01:27:59,308 Take a hold of it. 1932 01:27:59,308 --> 01:28:00,309 Hold it. 1933 01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:02,611 Look out! You can hurt-- 1934 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:03,646 Excuse me. 1935 01:28:03,646 --> 01:28:04,547 Pamela! 1936 01:28:04,547 --> 01:28:06,281 George, what's with-- 1937 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,083 Where are you going, you swine? 1938 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:09,117 I'm going to save your life. 1939 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,554 Come on! 1940 01:28:11,554 --> 01:28:13,756 No more appointments today, gentlemen. 1941 01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:16,158 No more. 1942 01:28:16,158 --> 01:28:17,893 Fred, close the door! 1943 01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:18,994 Fred, close the door! 1944 01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,797 I've closed the door! 1945 01:28:21,797 --> 01:28:24,299 Fred! Fred! 1946 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:27,703 Fred, what are you doing? 1947 01:28:27,703 --> 01:28:30,373 Pamela, where are you going? 1948 01:28:33,909 --> 01:28:35,644 George! 1949 01:28:39,615 --> 01:28:41,316 Where are you, George? 1950 01:28:42,785 --> 01:28:44,853 Around the corner, around the corner! 1951 01:28:46,221 --> 01:28:47,856 George! 1952 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:54,930 Let's get going. 1953 01:28:57,099 --> 01:28:58,601 Come on. 1954 01:28:58,601 --> 01:29:00,135 Not now! Not now! 1955 01:29:00,135 --> 01:29:02,037 Where are we going? 1956 01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:03,939 I wish I knew. 1957 01:29:15,984 --> 01:29:18,954 I told you, not now! 1958 01:29:26,862 --> 01:29:27,996 No, no, no! 1959 01:29:27,996 --> 01:29:29,632 Excuse me. 1960 01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:51,454 Georgie, baby, come in out of the heat. 1961 01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:05,734 Hurry, let's get in here. 1962 01:30:08,571 --> 01:30:09,938 That's better. 1963 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:11,674 Come sit over here. 1964 01:30:11,674 --> 01:30:13,175 You must be absolutely exhausted. 1965 01:30:13,175 --> 01:30:14,810 When those ruffians outside 1966 01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:16,378 discovered that the nurse 1967 01:30:16,378 --> 01:30:17,746 was selling copies of the negatives 1968 01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:20,348 to their rivals, they got rather hurt. 1969 01:30:20,348 --> 01:30:22,017 Oh, I say, do let me introduce myself. 1970 01:30:22,017 --> 01:30:23,919 H. William Homer, at your service. 1971 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,821 Would you care for an aperitif, an espresso? 1972 01:30:25,821 --> 01:30:28,524 Thank you. Now would you mind telling me-- 1973 01:30:28,524 --> 01:30:29,925 And four espressos, please. 1974 01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:33,629 Pamela, the hat. 1975 01:30:35,631 --> 01:30:37,265 I'm sorry, I forgot. 1976 01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:39,568 Willy, all I can say is, 1977 01:30:39,568 --> 01:30:41,704 I never thought the sight of you would be so welcome. 1978 01:30:41,704 --> 01:30:43,706 Now we're even for the check, eh? 1979 01:30:43,706 --> 01:30:44,507 Yeah. 1980 01:30:44,507 --> 01:30:45,574 Got the negatives? 1981 01:30:45,574 --> 01:30:48,076 Yes, I have. Here they are. 1982 01:30:48,076 --> 01:30:49,344 You do have the money. 1983 01:30:49,344 --> 01:30:50,713 Patience, dear boy, patience. 1984 01:30:50,713 --> 01:30:53,549 Just a minute. Those look like my teeth, 1985 01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:54,883 and if they are my teeth, 1986 01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:56,685 I'd like to know why they're being passed around 1987 01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:57,853 like filthy postcards. 1988 01:30:57,853 --> 01:30:59,888 You're right, whatever your name is. 1989 01:30:59,888 --> 01:31:01,223 You're entitled to an explanation. 1990 01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:02,591 I'm entitled. 1991 01:31:02,591 --> 01:31:03,692 And if you're entitled, then I'm entitled. 1992 01:31:03,692 --> 01:31:05,027 George, what's going on? 1993 01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,595 All right, shut up, both of you, will you please? 1994 01:31:06,595 --> 01:31:08,664 Now, Willy, let's settle up, 1995 01:31:08,664 --> 01:31:10,232 and get the show on the road, 1996 01:31:10,232 --> 01:31:11,333 if you don't mind. 1997 01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:12,735 Payment number two, old buddy. 1998 01:31:12,735 --> 01:31:13,969 Never let it be said 1999 01:31:13,969 --> 01:31:15,938 that H. William copped out on a friend. 2000 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:21,443 Hey, boss, I lose them pretty good, 2001 01:31:21,443 --> 01:31:23,946 but by the way, I am with them. 2002 01:31:23,946 --> 01:31:26,414 Hand everything to me, please. 2003 01:31:26,414 --> 01:31:28,116 Hey, coffee. Hey, coffee. 2004 01:31:28,116 --> 01:31:29,151 Oh, very nice. 2005 01:31:29,151 --> 01:31:31,153 A party. 2006 01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:32,454 Thank you very much. 2007 01:31:32,454 --> 01:31:33,656 Where did you dig him up? 2008 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:35,390 He comes from Hertz. 2009 01:31:35,390 --> 01:31:36,825 Oh, really? 2010 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:38,627 So how come he's trying harder? 2011 01:31:38,627 --> 01:31:40,629 Hand everything over, please. 2012 01:31:40,629 --> 01:31:41,964 Willy, will you give him the negatives? 2013 01:31:41,964 --> 01:31:43,231 Certainly not. They're valuable. 2014 01:31:43,231 --> 01:31:44,299 Give him the money. 2015 01:31:44,299 --> 01:31:45,300 Give him my money? 2016 01:31:45,300 --> 01:31:46,368 Yeah. 2017 01:31:46,368 --> 01:31:48,036 You hired him, you pay him off. 2018 01:31:48,036 --> 01:31:49,504 He'll kill us. 2019 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:50,573 No he won't, Willy. 2020 01:31:50,573 --> 01:31:51,974 All he wants is the negatives. 2021 01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:53,341 And the money. 2022 01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:54,743 Oh, forget it, Pedro. 2023 01:31:54,743 --> 01:31:56,311 I worked awfully hard for that money. 2024 01:31:56,311 --> 01:31:57,746 I photographed those plans, 2025 01:31:57,746 --> 01:31:58,914 and I figured a way 2026 01:31:58,914 --> 01:32:00,415 to get it into this clod's teeth... 2027 01:32:00,415 --> 01:32:02,417 and you are not getting the money 2028 01:32:02,417 --> 01:32:04,419 that I need to restore my wife's house. 2029 01:32:04,419 --> 01:32:06,889 I shall count to three, senor. 2030 01:32:06,889 --> 01:32:07,990 Uno... 2031 01:32:07,990 --> 01:32:09,091 dos... 2032 01:32:09,091 --> 01:32:10,292 Pass the biscuits, would you please? 2033 01:32:10,292 --> 01:32:11,393 Oh, certainly, senor. 2034 01:32:11,393 --> 01:32:13,095 Ah-ha! 2035 01:32:13,095 --> 01:32:14,096 How was that? 2036 01:32:14,096 --> 01:32:15,097 Good thinking, George. 2037 01:32:15,097 --> 01:32:17,065 All right, we'll take care of him later. 2038 01:32:17,065 --> 01:32:19,467 All right, sweetheart, here's the money... 2039 01:32:19,467 --> 01:32:20,736 for your house. 2040 01:32:20,736 --> 01:32:22,838 I thought I knew your twisted mind, 2041 01:32:22,838 --> 01:32:24,472 but this is too much. 2042 01:32:24,472 --> 01:32:25,574 Well, wait a minute... 2043 01:32:25,574 --> 01:32:26,575 Pamela! 2044 01:32:26,575 --> 01:32:28,376 Everything is all straight now. 2045 01:32:28,376 --> 01:32:29,645 We've got the money, 2046 01:32:29,645 --> 01:32:31,046 and everything is still in there. 2047 01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:32,114 Show her, Fred. 2048 01:32:32,114 --> 01:32:33,649 I will not. 2049 01:32:33,649 --> 01:32:35,584 Who was it that got you all new inlays? 2050 01:32:36,284 --> 01:32:37,953 You are incredible. 2051 01:32:37,953 --> 01:32:39,321 You pinch Dudley's plans, 2052 01:32:39,321 --> 01:32:41,156 you have them engraved on that poor man's tooth, 2053 01:32:41,156 --> 01:32:43,358 flown to Lisbon, photographed, sold... 2054 01:32:43,358 --> 01:32:46,194 Well, I will admit, it did get a little complicated. 2055 01:32:46,194 --> 01:32:47,630 Oh, George! 2056 01:32:47,630 --> 01:32:49,131 If once, just once, 2057 01:32:49,131 --> 01:32:51,099 you could do something in a simple, direct way. 2058 01:32:51,099 --> 01:32:53,435 Why must you always lower the river, 2059 01:32:53,435 --> 01:32:55,003 instead of raising the bridge? 2060 01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:58,707 Anyway, Dudley's drill blew up in the first test. 2061 01:32:58,707 --> 01:33:01,243 Oh, anyone can criticize, 2062 01:33:01,243 --> 01:33:03,178 but who else do you know 2063 01:33:03,178 --> 01:33:06,048 who could have carried out this entire operation, 2064 01:33:06,048 --> 01:33:09,151 with the timing, the precision, 2065 01:33:09,151 --> 01:33:12,554 with the delicacy of a fine Swiss watch, 2066 01:33:12,554 --> 01:33:13,956 and, I might add, 2067 01:33:13,956 --> 01:33:17,559 while lying on his back, all covered with mumps? 2068 01:33:17,559 --> 01:33:20,763 I ask you, what thanks do I get? 2069 01:33:20,763 --> 01:33:22,798 Whatever happened to old 2070 01:33:22,798 --> 01:33:25,133 Anybody in the world would applaud. 2071 01:33:27,302 --> 01:33:28,536 Applaud what I did, 2072 01:33:28,536 --> 01:33:31,239 but to my wife, I am now... 2073 01:33:31,239 --> 01:33:35,744 and shall always remain... 2074 01:33:35,744 --> 01:33:41,516 just old George. 2075 01:33:41,516 --> 01:33:43,151 Bravo, senor, bravo. 2076 01:33:44,352 --> 01:33:45,620 All right, you, stick them up. 2077 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,055 You're going to drive me to the airport. 2078 01:33:47,055 --> 01:33:49,357 If I don't get on my plane, I'm going to lose my job. 2079 01:33:49,357 --> 01:33:50,759 You remember, Mr. Lester? 2080 01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:52,460 We takers are forced to earn an honest living. 2081 01:33:52,460 --> 01:33:54,229 Huh? Come on. 2082 01:33:54,229 --> 01:33:55,230 I'm coming with you. 2083 01:33:55,230 --> 01:33:56,498 Pleasure, Mrs. Lester. 2084 01:33:56,498 --> 01:33:58,433 Hey, George, will you do me a favor? 2085 01:33:58,433 --> 01:33:59,835 Anything. 2086 01:33:59,835 --> 01:34:02,104 Promise me you won't leave your brain to science. 2087 01:34:07,509 --> 01:34:10,112 George... 2088 01:34:10,112 --> 01:34:13,148 Are you on the Diner's Club? 2089 01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:29,297 Everyone, settle down just a moment. 2090 01:34:29,297 --> 01:34:30,866 Ladies and gentlemen... 2091 01:34:30,866 --> 01:34:34,136 Now for the climax of our annual Girl Guide raffle. 2092 01:34:34,136 --> 01:34:37,940 We will draw the ticket for the first prize, 2093 01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:40,575 which is a beautiful Portuguese Bella, 2094 01:34:40,575 --> 01:34:42,911 donated by our public-spirited friend, 2095 01:34:42,911 --> 01:34:45,981 Mr. Fred Davies of Wilham's Garage. 2096 01:34:45,981 --> 01:34:49,752 Mrs. Lester, will you do the honors? 2097 01:34:49,752 --> 01:34:51,053 Of course. 2098 01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:55,123 Oopsy-daisy. 2099 01:34:58,060 --> 01:35:03,832 The winning number is 4762B. 2100 01:35:05,333 --> 01:35:10,305 Has anyone here got 4762B? 2101 01:35:10,305 --> 01:35:12,307 It's here! I-- 2102 01:35:13,575 --> 01:35:14,777 Fred... 2103 01:35:14,777 --> 01:35:19,414 Fred! 2104 01:35:19,414 --> 01:35:21,016 Oh, Fred. 2105 01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:24,019 I say. 2106 01:35:24,019 --> 01:35:25,720 I say. 2107 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,090 Would you-- would you care to dance? 2108 01:35:28,090 --> 01:35:32,227 Oh, Fred, I-- I'd rather sit this one out on the terrace. 2109 01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:33,328 Would you? 2110 01:35:52,214 --> 01:35:53,515 You... 2111 01:35:53,515 --> 01:35:54,749 At your service, ma'am. 2112 01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:57,786 I come on a most unpleasant errand. 2113 01:35:57,786 --> 01:35:58,887 May I come in? 2114 01:35:58,887 --> 01:36:00,622 I won't take up much of your time. 2115 01:36:00,622 --> 01:36:01,689 Come in, Ali. 2116 01:36:03,125 --> 01:36:06,194 Don't be alarmed. He's quite friendly. 2117 01:36:06,194 --> 01:36:07,762 Mrs. Lester, 2118 01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:10,398 across the great chess board of life 2119 01:36:10,398 --> 01:36:11,867 pass many men, 2120 01:36:11,867 --> 01:36:15,137 some pawns, some knights, very few kings. 2121 01:36:15,137 --> 01:36:16,204 such a man, 2122 01:36:16,204 --> 01:36:18,907 a man I am proud to have called "friend," 2123 01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:20,843 was George Lester. 2124 01:36:20,843 --> 01:36:23,578 George is a king? He's a rook. 2125 01:36:23,578 --> 01:36:25,380 One of nature's noblemen. 2126 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:26,949 How difficult it is 2127 01:36:26,949 --> 01:36:29,784 to be the bearer of such sad news. 2128 01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:31,553 He's been arrested? 2129 01:36:31,553 --> 01:36:32,720 Worse. 2130 01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:34,156 He is in the hands of angry Arabs. 2131 01:36:34,156 --> 01:36:35,623 Ali was there when he was grabbed? 2132 01:36:35,623 --> 01:36:36,658 That's right. 2133 01:36:36,658 --> 01:36:37,692 Are they torturing him? 2134 01:36:37,692 --> 01:36:40,028 Daily. Lovely. How? 2135 01:36:40,028 --> 01:36:42,230 Oh, you wouldn't want to hear, Mrs. Lester. 2136 01:36:42,230 --> 01:36:44,833 Oh, but of course I would. I'm his wife. 2137 01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:47,135 Did they stick bamboo under his fingernails? 2138 01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:49,271 Oh, really, Mrs. Lester. 2139 01:36:49,271 --> 01:36:51,039 Your husband is a very brave man. 2140 01:36:51,039 --> 01:36:52,340 He hasn't cracked once. 2141 01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:53,175 Eh, Ali? 2142 01:36:53,175 --> 01:36:56,444 Right. Incredible. Incredible. 2143 01:36:56,444 --> 01:36:59,948 Tell Mrs. Lester what he mumbled to you through cracked lips. 2144 01:36:59,948 --> 01:37:05,353 He said, "Tell Pamela I did everything for her... 2145 01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:06,721 and for permanence." 2146 01:37:06,721 --> 01:37:08,023 Oh, he did? 2147 01:37:08,023 --> 01:37:09,858 Really, you should be ashamed of yourself, 2148 01:37:09,858 --> 01:37:11,693 coming in here with this fake sheikh. 2149 01:37:11,693 --> 01:37:14,863 Here. 2150 01:37:14,863 --> 01:37:15,898 Now what? 2151 01:37:15,898 --> 01:37:18,400 I told you it wouldn't work. 2152 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,144 Pamela, 2153 01:37:29,144 --> 01:37:30,712 I just had to see you, 2154 01:37:30,712 --> 01:37:32,280 because I'm mad for you, 2155 01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:34,049 and I don't want to let you go. 2156 01:37:34,049 --> 01:37:38,353 I'm being honest this time, don't you believe me? 2157 01:37:38,353 --> 01:37:40,455 Well, I'm still going to divorce you. 2158 01:37:40,455 --> 01:37:42,290 You have no grounds. 2159 01:37:43,758 --> 01:37:45,928 I know. 2160 01:37:48,796 --> 01:37:49,864 George. 2161 01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:51,066 Georgie baby. 2162 01:37:51,066 --> 01:37:54,602 George. George. 2163 01:38:00,542 --> 01:38:03,011 All zebras are white with black stripes. 2164 01:38:03,011 --> 01:38:04,212 Now, this gentleman 2165 01:38:04,212 --> 01:38:06,214 can breed black zebras with white stripes. 2166 01:38:06,214 --> 01:38:07,849 Now, all we need is a little bank loan. 2167 01:38:07,849 --> 01:38:09,151 We'll make a fortune. 2168 01:38:09,151 --> 01:38:11,819 Forget it, Willy. Forget it. 2169 01:38:11,819 --> 01:38:12,988 Willy, please, forget it. 2170 01:38:12,988 --> 01:38:15,423 I haven't got any collateral. 2171 01:38:16,758 --> 01:38:18,026 Use the house. 2172 01:38:18,026 --> 01:38:21,229 Use the house? For collateral? 2173 01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:25,433 Pamela, oh, Pamela, do I know my women? 2174 01:38:25,433 --> 01:38:26,935 Pamela, that's why you're my wife. 2175 01:38:26,935 --> 01:38:28,236 That's why I love you. 2176 01:38:28,236 --> 01:38:29,537 Everything I put you through-- 2177 01:38:29,537 --> 01:38:30,939 the discotheque, the Hong Kong Gardens, 2178 01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:32,574 and yet you can stand here 2179 01:38:32,574 --> 01:38:33,775 and say, "Use the house." 2180 01:38:33,775 --> 01:38:37,145 You are really big, Pamela. 2181 01:38:37,145 --> 01:38:39,547 Did you ever have one of those days?